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[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

Weighing in at 175 words...



"Fraser?"

"Ray--ow--dammit!"

"Was that your leg?"

"No, that was my groin."

(pause)

"Uh, sorry I cracked your nuts there. Anything else hurt?"

"Everything hurts! How are you feeling?"

"Well I landed on top of you. You make a pretty good cushion."

"Are you insinuating that I need to lose weight?!"

"Fraser, relax. Your weight is fine."

"Well, you need to lose some weight. Could you please get off my bladder?!"

(shuffling sound)

"Better?"

"I guess I don't need that arm."

"Fraser!"

"I feel I have a right to complain provided it's your fault we fell into an ice crevasse. Again."

"Fraser, you were going first. How can this be my fault?!"

"You're the one who had the bright idea of searching for Franklin's hand, ergo this is your fault!" (shuffling) "Ray, you're sitting on my bladder again!"

"So?"

"Considering the size of this--oomph!--crevasse, we should try to... delay... biological functions as long as possible. Otherwise, it'll get uncomfortable in here."

"Guess that means I can't sit on your groin again, huh?"

"Ray!"

Comments

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

"You're the one who had the bright idea of searching for Franklin's hand, ergo this is your fault!"

I adore Unreasonable!Fraser. *giggle*

[uselessplayback.livejournal.com]

Poor Fraser. Down a crevasse and in serious need of a john.

Love it. ^_^

[ozsaur.livejournal.com]

I wasn't expecting so much humor to come out of this challenge. This is very funny. The voices are perfect.

[akite.livejournal.com]

::snicker:: Delmar? Oh, Delmar? Where are you?

[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

Thanks to everyone for all the lovely feedback. I have no idea where that story came from. :-)

[wildmachinery.livejournal.com]

"Better?"

"I guess I don't need that arm."

"Fraser!"

"I feel I have a right to complain provided it's your fault we fell into an ice crevasse. Again."

"Fraser, you were going first. How can this be my fault?!"

"You're the one who had the bright idea of searching for Franklin's hand, ergo this is your fault!"

Oh, the snark, the snark, the beautiful snark! Great job.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Could you please get off my bladder?!
Ah, I love it when Fraser gets pissy.
::running away quickly from my awful pun::