Short and Silly

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

... but it's finished and posted, as opposed to unfinished and trashed.

I’m plunging my way through a snowdrift – feels about chest deep in places – towards Ray. Ray with the spiky hair. Always looks like his hackles are up but it’s just for show. I can tell by his smell. Smells good. Tastes good too. Like to lick him now, lick his hands, lick his ears … if the ground would stop moving. It’s making me queasy. I feel …

Fraser, your wolf just threw up on my rug! Oh god! Do you have to do that?

I’m terribly sorry, Ray. It seems he’s having and adverse reaction to this particular brand of worming tablet. Let me get something from the kitchen to clean it with.

Don’t bother. The rug’s old anyway so I might as well just toss it.

Are you sure? I can probably remove any stains or odours with baking soda.

Nah, I don’t think I’ve got any baking soda.

Okay, get rid of the rug. Don’t like the pattern anyway. Patterns should just lie there and not swirl about like that. Hey, look at that! Smells funky. Wonder what it tastes like?

God, Dief! Don’t eat that! Here, lets get you out of the way.

Whoa, I’m airborne! Feels like that time I got to ride on the sled instead of pulling, only it doesn’t hurt as much. I’m feeling no pain at all here. Ouch! Watch the jewels there, Ray. Hey Ray, you’ve come to rescue me.

Gah! Don’t lick me with that tongue! I know where it’s been. Let’s get you on the couch, buddy.

Couch is good. Nice, steady rocking, like the sled trip over here. You’ll stay here with me Ray? Love you Ray …

Fraser, your stoned, unconscious wolf is now drooling on me.

I’ll get you a towel, Ray.

Comments

[chesamus.livejournal.com]

Couch is good. Nice, steady rocking, like the sled trip over here. You’ll stay here with me Ray? Love you Ray …

Oh, I am so glad you didn't trash that. It'w wonderful! Strange as it sounds to say it, but you got Dief's voice right on the button.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you're glad :-)

[invader-jim.livejournal.com]

Fraser, your stoned, unconscious wolf is now drooling on me.

I'll get you a towel, Ray.

I can see their expressions so well. I'm very glad you posted. :)

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thanks, and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

This is so funny I almost threw up my turkey, stuffing, yams, cranberries and death-by-chocolate cake because I laughed so much. Okay, maybe that's too much information, but I laughed a bunch.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. All that lovely food! Glad to have made you laugh.

[7ying.livejournal.com]

You'll stay here with me Ray? Love you Ray …

It's winter, and it's the season bound for more hair-ruffling, ear-scratching, one-arm-hugging, foot-rubbing, couch-dozing,
neck-drooling, complaints without heat, compromises with no string attached, slight dizziness and far-gone craziness permitted
even encouraged. And yes, stoned!Dief. Definitely more
stoned!Diefs.

Thank you for your story. It warms me to the toes.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thank you, although I'm not too sure Dief will want to repeat the experience. The stoned part - the cuddling, couch dozing thing definitely!

Cool idea

[themoo37.livejournal.com]

What a cute twist.

Okay, get rid of the rug. Don’t like the pattern anyway. Patterns should just lie there and not swirl about like that.

A scream. Well done.

Re: Cool idea

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thank you. This is based on the actual experience of my cat one time, although I don't know how she felt about the carpet. Switched brands in a hurry!

[akite.livejournal.com]

Darn! I need a Dief icon now. ::g:: Short and silly, yes, but you left out sweet. It was sweet too.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm sweet. I can just see Dief trying to curl up in Ray's lap. Thanks.

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

I’m plunging my way through a snowdrift – feels about chest deep in places – towards Ray. Ray with the spiky hair. Always looks like his hackles are up but it’s just for show. I can tell by his smell. Smells good. Tastes good too. Like to lick him now, lick his hands, lick his ears

How can I know that's not Fraser? *giggle*

Fun! Thanks!

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Welcome! Glad to give you a giggle!

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'm wildly appreciative of the stoned wolf-fic. Thanks for this!!

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Most welcome!

[sakana-iro.livejournal.com]

Laughing myself to tears over here. Dief! Dief!!
::giggles some more::

I loved your Stoned!Dief voice, too. Very glad you posted!

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I'm glad to have given you the giggles, hopefully non-habit forming ;-)

[maj-cliffhanger.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO! Now *that* was unexpected! What a delightful twist! Absolute greatness! - Janice

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thank you! This did actually happen to my cat - well, the stoned/sick/sleepy part. Glad to have made you laugh.

[china_shop]

Just stumbled across this and eeeee, it's adorable! Poor Dief!

I’ll get you a towel, Ray.

Heeee! You so rock.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

I love Dief.

And this is actually based on something that happened to my cat - she got stoned on a worming tablet. It was very funny. For us.

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Don't mind me, I'm just time traveling. *g*

This is hilarious! You so totally win for this. :-D

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thanks, Mal.

[6why-me9.livejournal.com]

lmao...

This is brilliant.

[ride-4ever.livejournal.com]

Enjoyed this! *wagging*

Fraser and Dief maybe think alike. Maybe either one of them could have said "I’m plunging my way through a snowdrift – feels about chest deep in places – towards Ray. Ray with the spiky hair. Always looks like his hackles are up but it’s just for show. I can tell by his smell. Smells good. Tastes good too. Like to lick him now, lick his hands, lick his ears," and maybe either one of them could have said "Couch is good. Nice, steady rocking, like the sled trip over here. You’ll stay here with me Ray? Love you Ray".

[kuonji14.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee, adorable!