Dead Bob Drabble
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ds_flashfiction100 words of inanity insanity. Maybe both.
"I am thy father's spirit,
Doomed for a certain time to walk the—"
"Do you mind?"
"List, O, list—"
"Dad, this is a form 61049obliquestrokeB. It's difficult enough without you talking—"
"Not 'talking,' son. Shakespeare."
"I know I'll regret asking, but—"
"Rehearsal."
"For?"
"The performance."
"What—how—why—"
"Don't babble, son. The Beaufort Bards' production of Hamlet. I'm the—"
"--Ghost?"
"How'd you know?"
"Lucky guess. There's Shakespeare in the afterlife?"
"There are more things in heaven and earth--"
"Stop!"
"There's Will. I'm off."
"Who?"
"Director."
"Ah."
"And author."
"Oh. Author?"
"Anon, son."
"I am thy father's spirit,
Doomed for a certain time to walk the—"
"Do you mind?"
"List, O, list—"
"Dad, this is a form 61049obliquestrokeB. It's difficult enough without you talking—"
"Not 'talking,' son. Shakespeare."
"I know I'll regret asking, but—"
"Rehearsal."
"For?"
"The performance."
"What—how—why—"
"Don't babble, son. The Beaufort Bards' production of Hamlet. I'm the—"
"--Ghost?"
"How'd you know?"
"Lucky guess. There's Shakespeare in the afterlife?"
"There are more things in heaven and earth--"
"Stop!"
"There's Will. I'm off."
"Who?"
"Director."
"Ah."
"And author."
"Oh. Author?"
"Anon, son."
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Date: 2004-04-07 12:58 pm (UTC)You crack me up - in a good way. ::g::
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Date: 2004-04-07 02:03 pm (UTC)"--Ghost?"
"How'd you know?"
Did I mention already this week that I love you? Yes, I rather thought I had. *g*
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Date: 2004-04-07 02:42 pm (UTC)To be, or...damn!
At least he's not playing Ophelia. *G*
This little conversation was so true to them and so funny. Great stuff!
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Date: 2004-04-07 02:54 pm (UTC)HEE!
:-)
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Date: 2004-04-07 03:32 pm (UTC)::grovelling at your feet::
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Date: 2004-04-08 06:33 am (UTC)This is hysterical, and I love it.
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Date: 2004-04-08 01:21 pm (UTC)Speak the speech
Date: 2004-04-08 10:00 am (UTC)Re: Speak the speech
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Date: 2007-02-27 01:07 pm (UTC)wow! THANKS LJ!!
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Date: 2007-08-13 01:09 am (UTC)Anon indeed
Date: 2009-05-14 01:04 am (UTC)Oh man, what if Fraser and Tennant swapped ghosts? Mix up the insane with insanely peculiar... I wonder who would try to kill who[m] first. I'm not sure whether Tennant would be over-accommodating to dead!Bob, as a potential actor, or whether Tennant would strangle him for being an even more obnoxiously useless ghost than Oliver.
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