Anywhere But Here Challenge

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Something short. Many thanks to nowlive for her help, and to the dude for taking a long nap.


Har de har har, Frannie. Just put me through to Welsh.

Yeah it’s me.

No, we ...

But Fraser...

The plane was taking off. And Henderson and Jimenez were definitely on it.

Yeah, we got all of it. Fraser guesses it’s about 2.5 mill.

You did? Go the Duck Boys!

So the photo shoot is legit? That guy is such a sleaze. At least the girls’ll get paid then.

You gotta admit it was a good distraction.

Yeah, well about that ...

It was a big deal with the locals here. The police chief decided he wanted to personally escort the malfeasants back. Sort of an international cooperation thing.

Well, you know I’m big on international cooperation.

Anyway they loaded everything and everyone onto the charter plane and took off.

Well, we were looking for Dief.

Um, yeah. Hiding in a cabana with a couple of the models.

Yeah, they were both blondes.

So Fraser said.

No, no. The resort guy’s putting us up on the house. Sort of as a thank you kind of thing.

Just until the next boat, which will apparently take us to an island that’s bigger than a postage stamp and has an actual airport.

Um ... Tuesday.

Yes sir, that would be correct.

So, um ... could you like, let the Ice - I mean Inspector Thatcher know? Maybe leave out the bit about the swimwear catalogue ...

Okay, thanks.

Okay, I’m running out of change here ...

Yeah. See ya in a week.

Comments

[nowlive.livejournal.com]

Just too cute. I definitely think you should write more. And often. More often.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thank you again!

[akite.livejournal.com]

Hee! That is cute. Sounds just like something off the show. I'm glad the little dude snoozed out so you could write it.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thanks ma'am. And yes, he's been pretty cooperative in the nap department for a change!

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

What They Said about writing more often. Quite right this could be an entire episode!

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

It's a shame the budget didn't stretch to Exotic Locations, isn't it!

[beledibabe.livejournal.com]

LOL! Definitely raises more questions than answers, but oh, the thought of Ray and Fraser in paradise...

And Dief hanging with the models. ::snerk::

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Well, Ray and Fraser have each other, so I figured Dief should get lucky too!

[chickwriter.livejournal.com]

Well, you know I’m big on international cooperation.

Heh. Yeah, no kidding.

Too fun!

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

I love one-sided telephone conversation stories. Go you! This raises so many funny images.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thanks, that's what I was hoping for! And this is a pale tribute to my favourite one-sided telephone conversation ever - think Fraser in bowling shoes!

[umbo.livejournal.com]

What a fun little story!

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm sorry I didn't get round to the hot monkey sex ...

[sprat.livejournal.com]

:)

So cute! And I definitely second what theodosia said up there--this would make a great longer story, too...

::bats eyelashes innocently::

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

... and you seem to have something in your eye *g*

[chibimonnie.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Cute. Particularly the bit with Dief and the models.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Yeah, Dief likes the blonde ones!

[qe2.livejournal.com]

Yay! Funny and sweet.

*coughWRITEMOREcough*

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

*offers you a cough drop*

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!

M WROTE DS!!!!!!!!!

*twirls*

This was wonderful! You HAVE to write more! Got it?

*g*

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

*m puts hands over ears*

Thank you! I'm so pleased you liked it.