It's A Dog's Life Challenge
Oct. 25th, 2004 08:21 pmI got 760 words from Dief for you.
Thanks to my friend
stormymouse for beta!
Pack
By Sam80853
'God,' I sigh - you hear it as a whimper but actually I sigh – and I would do just anything for the ability to roll my eyes right now.
My pack, it’s a shame really.
There are never going to be more than just the three of us 'cause humans are just stupid! Yeah, right, even if these two weren't stupid there wouldn't be more of us; at least I have never heard of such things happening. But you never know with people – we could have gotten a nice puppy from an orphanage for one thing but they won't even sniff at each other. Something I did the very first time we met Ray and I told Fraser how great he smelled but he just blushed, rubbed his eyebrow and told me to mind my own business.
Right, if I wouldn’t know that he really wanted to.
I know Fraser's smell, all of his smells and I can tell you that he really wants to sniff at Ray but he never listens to me even if I'm the experienced one around here.
And Ray? He doesn't even understand what I’m saying.
Maybe I’m not insistent or obvious enough 'cause I get easily distracted by the food he offers me, it's time for some action on my part.
So I jump onto Ray's couch, bumping into him to get him closer to Fraser, close enough to smell 'cause at least one of my mates radiates more pheromones than me on a good day.
Great, Ray is almost on top of Fraser but that stupid Mountie jumps up like he got burned by something, yelling at me.
God, what do I have to do?
On the ground again, I'm rolling onto my back, showing my belly, my throat but they don't get the hint.
Stupid!
I lay my head in Ray's lap, making puppy eyes in Fraser's direction but he just pats my head.
"What wrong with Dief?" he asks as I start staring at him, trying to communicate and Fraser looks at me and gets it 'cause he blushes.
Sitting next to Ray again he shifts uneasily and I see a stupid answer coming.
"Like I told you once, Ray, he is attracted to blondes because they were very rare…"
Blondes, like I’m the only one attracted to blondes.
"That's just stupid, Frase," Ray tells him and looks at me, kind off intense and I'm hoping that I finally got a connection to him.
"Understood." Fraser says, staring at me, too but out of another reason entirely. But I won't give up yet 'cause I can feel it in my gut that I'm close to getting my message across to Ray.
It's silent for what seems like hours, Ray still watching me, when he clears his throat, turning his head to Fraser.
"Maybe I got hit over the head or somethin' but is Dief tellin' me to sniff at you?"
Yes!
I can't fuckin' believe it; one of my mates is actually a genius!
But oh no, Fraser is on his feet, out of Ray's reach and flushed like someone told him a dirty joke, stuttering.
"I'm terribly sorry, Ray. He can be very insistent with his opinion…"
"So, he does?" Ray asks, stepping right into Fraser's personal space and that's it. Yes, I can smell arousal, from both of them and they're close enough to each other to smell it, too.
"I'm afraid so, yes."
I can see Ray stepping closer, leaning in to Fraser and yes, sniffing his mate at the hollow of his throat.
Finally! Thank God!
"What are you doing, Ray?" Fraser whispers in a husky voice and it gets better and better 'cause if Fraser starts talking like that everything could happen.
"Sniffin' at you and I have to tell ya you're smellin' great, Fraser.”
Teeth, I can see Ray's teeth while he smiles at Fraser.
Great!
"May I?"
"Go ahead, buddy!"
But Fraser doesn't go for Ray's throat but the place right behind his ear and Ray starts making noises I recognise as pleasure.
My mates are body to body now, making sucking and licking noises I don't quite understand 'cause what do these things have to do with mating?
Humans!
Now I get excited too 'cause I'll finally see how these things work between human beings as I see Ray whispering.
"The wolf can't watch!" He pulls Fraser into his bedroom, slamming the door into my face.
Great!
But I figure it can't be that different from wolves anyway.
The End
Thanks to my friend
Pack
By Sam80853
'God,' I sigh - you hear it as a whimper but actually I sigh – and I would do just anything for the ability to roll my eyes right now.
My pack, it’s a shame really.
There are never going to be more than just the three of us 'cause humans are just stupid! Yeah, right, even if these two weren't stupid there wouldn't be more of us; at least I have never heard of such things happening. But you never know with people – we could have gotten a nice puppy from an orphanage for one thing but they won't even sniff at each other. Something I did the very first time we met Ray and I told Fraser how great he smelled but he just blushed, rubbed his eyebrow and told me to mind my own business.
Right, if I wouldn’t know that he really wanted to.
I know Fraser's smell, all of his smells and I can tell you that he really wants to sniff at Ray but he never listens to me even if I'm the experienced one around here.
And Ray? He doesn't even understand what I’m saying.
Maybe I’m not insistent or obvious enough 'cause I get easily distracted by the food he offers me, it's time for some action on my part.
So I jump onto Ray's couch, bumping into him to get him closer to Fraser, close enough to smell 'cause at least one of my mates radiates more pheromones than me on a good day.
Great, Ray is almost on top of Fraser but that stupid Mountie jumps up like he got burned by something, yelling at me.
God, what do I have to do?
On the ground again, I'm rolling onto my back, showing my belly, my throat but they don't get the hint.
Stupid!
I lay my head in Ray's lap, making puppy eyes in Fraser's direction but he just pats my head.
"What wrong with Dief?" he asks as I start staring at him, trying to communicate and Fraser looks at me and gets it 'cause he blushes.
Sitting next to Ray again he shifts uneasily and I see a stupid answer coming.
"Like I told you once, Ray, he is attracted to blondes because they were very rare…"
Blondes, like I’m the only one attracted to blondes.
"That's just stupid, Frase," Ray tells him and looks at me, kind off intense and I'm hoping that I finally got a connection to him.
"Understood." Fraser says, staring at me, too but out of another reason entirely. But I won't give up yet 'cause I can feel it in my gut that I'm close to getting my message across to Ray.
It's silent for what seems like hours, Ray still watching me, when he clears his throat, turning his head to Fraser.
"Maybe I got hit over the head or somethin' but is Dief tellin' me to sniff at you?"
Yes!
I can't fuckin' believe it; one of my mates is actually a genius!
But oh no, Fraser is on his feet, out of Ray's reach and flushed like someone told him a dirty joke, stuttering.
"I'm terribly sorry, Ray. He can be very insistent with his opinion…"
"So, he does?" Ray asks, stepping right into Fraser's personal space and that's it. Yes, I can smell arousal, from both of them and they're close enough to each other to smell it, too.
"I'm afraid so, yes."
I can see Ray stepping closer, leaning in to Fraser and yes, sniffing his mate at the hollow of his throat.
Finally! Thank God!
"What are you doing, Ray?" Fraser whispers in a husky voice and it gets better and better 'cause if Fraser starts talking like that everything could happen.
"Sniffin' at you and I have to tell ya you're smellin' great, Fraser.”
Teeth, I can see Ray's teeth while he smiles at Fraser.
Great!
"May I?"
"Go ahead, buddy!"
But Fraser doesn't go for Ray's throat but the place right behind his ear and Ray starts making noises I recognise as pleasure.
My mates are body to body now, making sucking and licking noises I don't quite understand 'cause what do these things have to do with mating?
Humans!
Now I get excited too 'cause I'll finally see how these things work between human beings as I see Ray whispering.
"The wolf can't watch!" He pulls Fraser into his bedroom, slamming the door into my face.
Great!
But I figure it can't be that different from wolves anyway.
The End
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Date: 2004-10-25 11:42 am (UTC)Yes!
I can't fuckin' believe it; one of my mates is actually a genius!
Hee! Finally Ray got on the clue bus. Good one, Sam.
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Date: 2004-10-25 11:55 am (UTC)Thank you very much,
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Date: 2004-10-25 12:39 pm (UTC)i loved it all (too too dief!) but i loved that line most of all.
thanks for posting!
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Date: 2004-10-26 08:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-25 01:33 pm (UTC)Humans!
Cute! Dief's eye-rolling impatience with Ray and Fraser seems so in line with how I see him as a character, too. :)
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Date: 2004-10-26 08:50 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2004-10-26 08:52 am (UTC)Guess Dief REALLY wants to know THAT!
Thank you kindly!
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Date: 2004-10-25 10:12 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-10-26 08:03 am (UTC)Smart-alecky Dief snark! This is great.
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Date: 2004-10-26 08:55 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2004-10-27 09:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-27 10:04 am (UTC)Thank you!