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[identity profile] akite.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] ds_flashfiction
For the "It's a Dog's Life" challenge, 217 words of F/K and Diefenbaker naughtiness behind the . Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] nowlive for giving it a quick once over.

The Devil Made Me Do It

Ray Kowalski looked in the rear view mirror and saw something he'd hoped he'd never see again. "He's doing it again, Fraser," Ray complained to his partner who was in the passenger's seat.

"What, Ray?"

"Your dog, half-wolf, whatever...Dief. He's licking his balls in my backseat again."

A bit of the devil got into Fraser and answered for him, "What's wrong, Ray? Are you jealous that you can't lick your own testicles?"

"What the fuck?" Ray pulled the car over to the curb very abruptly. "No Fraser, I'm not jealous." The devil got into Ray at that moment also and made him say, "Besides, it feels better if someone else is doing it for you."

"Really? Would you care to demonstrate?" Fraser answered. The devil in him was still in charge.

It was just the moment that Ray had been waiting for. He pulled the car out into the stream of traffic with much tire screeching and honking of horns. He didn't answer until they were in Ray's apartment; in the bedroom with the door firmly shut against lupine curiosity and both men were naked. "Yeah, I'd like to demonstrate. Right now, in fact."

Fraser had to agree. As far as a human could tell, it was indeed more pleasurable for someone else to lick your testicles.

Date: 2004-11-06 05:51 am (UTC)
ext_20943: (trouble (by Stormy))
From: [identity profile] sam80853.livejournal.com
GAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

"Really? Would you care to demonstrate?" Fraser answered.

Got for it, Frase!

::shakes his head::... ::giggles::

Date: 2004-11-06 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
::snerk::

Um. DETAILS, please? Please?

::borrows [livejournal.com profile] carlacoupe's puppy-dog eyes and trains them on [livejournal.com profile] akite::

Date: 2004-11-07 06:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com
That's good. Yeah. And perfect icon for it, too :-).

Know just what you mean about the despair - I'd pretty much given up on this challenge by the time the Plot Bunny of Angsty DUI came along and attacked me Thursday.

Date: 2004-11-06 07:46 am (UTC)
ext_3548: (DSsex)
From: [identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com
Wicked, that's what you are. Wicked, wicked, wicked.
Must be the devil in you.

Date: 2004-11-06 01:04 pm (UTC)
ext_1175: (boykissage by tarar)
From: [identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com
Heheheheheheh. Thanks for the, ah, interesting image on a lazy Saturday afternoon.

Date: 2004-11-06 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sprat.livejournal.com
oooooh.

::dies of love for your icon::

Date: 2004-11-06 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sprat.livejournal.com
LOL! Go Dief--leading by example. :) This was really fun!

Date: 2004-11-06 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rjm-257.livejournal.com
This (testicle-licking) reminds me of another story, but I can't place it at the moment.

Anyway, I do wonder if Dief was intentionally inspiring them with his actions, or if he was just being self-gratifying. Not that Dief ever does anything for selfish purposes. ^_~

Date: 2004-11-07 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mergatrude.livejournal.com
Hee! Glad the devil got into you.

Date: 2004-11-07 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitepuppy.livejournal.com
Thank you for making me giggle. My doggie does the same thing everyday. *g*

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