The Devil Made Me Do It by A. Kite
Nov. 6th, 2004 06:47 amFor the "It's a Dog's Life" challenge, 217 words of F/K and Diefenbaker naughtiness behind the . Thanks to
nowlive for giving it a quick once over.
The Devil Made Me Do It
Ray Kowalski looked in the rear view mirror and saw something he'd hoped he'd never see again. "He's doing it again, Fraser," Ray complained to his partner who was in the passenger's seat.
"What, Ray?"
"Your dog, half-wolf, whatever...Dief. He's licking his balls in my backseat again."
A bit of the devil got into Fraser and answered for him, "What's wrong, Ray? Are you jealous that you can't lick your own testicles?"
"What the fuck?" Ray pulled the car over to the curb very abruptly. "No Fraser, I'm not jealous." The devil got into Ray at that moment also and made him say, "Besides, it feels better if someone else is doing it for you."
"Really? Would you care to demonstrate?" Fraser answered. The devil in him was still in charge.
It was just the moment that Ray had been waiting for. He pulled the car out into the stream of traffic with much tire screeching and honking of horns. He didn't answer until they were in Ray's apartment; in the bedroom with the door firmly shut against lupine curiosity and both men were naked. "Yeah, I'd like to demonstrate. Right now, in fact."
Fraser had to agree. As far as a human could tell, it was indeed more pleasurable for someone else to lick your testicles.
The Devil Made Me Do It
Ray Kowalski looked in the rear view mirror and saw something he'd hoped he'd never see again. "He's doing it again, Fraser," Ray complained to his partner who was in the passenger's seat.
"What, Ray?"
"Your dog, half-wolf, whatever...Dief. He's licking his balls in my backseat again."
A bit of the devil got into Fraser and answered for him, "What's wrong, Ray? Are you jealous that you can't lick your own testicles?"
"What the fuck?" Ray pulled the car over to the curb very abruptly. "No Fraser, I'm not jealous." The devil got into Ray at that moment also and made him say, "Besides, it feels better if someone else is doing it for you."
"Really? Would you care to demonstrate?" Fraser answered. The devil in him was still in charge.
It was just the moment that Ray had been waiting for. He pulled the car out into the stream of traffic with much tire screeching and honking of horns. He didn't answer until they were in Ray's apartment; in the bedroom with the door firmly shut against lupine curiosity and both men were naked. "Yeah, I'd like to demonstrate. Right now, in fact."
Fraser had to agree. As far as a human could tell, it was indeed more pleasurable for someone else to lick your testicles.
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Date: 2004-11-06 05:51 am (UTC)"Really? Would you care to demonstrate?" Fraser answered.
Got for it, Frase!
::shakes his head::... ::giggles::
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Date: 2004-11-06 11:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-06 07:33 am (UTC)Um. DETAILS, please? Please?
::borrows
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Date: 2004-11-06 11:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-07 06:52 pm (UTC)Know just what you mean about the despair - I'd pretty much given up on this challenge by the time the Plot Bunny of Angsty DUI came along and attacked me Thursday.
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Date: 2004-11-06 07:46 am (UTC)Must be the devil in you.
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Date: 2004-11-06 11:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-06 01:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-06 01:56 pm (UTC)::dies of love for your icon::
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Date: 2004-11-06 04:20 pm (UTC)And thank you for commenting. Glad you liked it.
P.S. I like your icon too.
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Date: 2004-11-06 01:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-06 04:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-06 11:39 pm (UTC)Anyway, I do wonder if Dief was intentionally inspiring them with his actions, or if he was just being self-gratifying. Not that Dief ever does anything for selfish purposes. ^_~
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Date: 2004-11-07 04:08 am (UTC)I've seen it in a couple of other stories too. I even wrote one in Dief's point of view way back for the masturbation challenge.
Anyway, I do wonder if Dief was intentionally inspiring them with his actions, or if he was just being self-gratifying. Not that Dief ever does anything for selfish purposes. ^_~
Maybe a little of both. ;) Thanks for commenting.
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Date: 2004-11-07 02:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-07 03:56 pm (UTC):g: Glad you liked it. Thanks.
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Date: 2004-11-07 11:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-08 04:07 am (UTC)You're most welcome. Thank you for reading and commenting.
My doggie does the same thing everyday. *g*
Yep. Dogs do that. :g: