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For LK who hates death stories and for Ces who likes tentacles



Thursday, 9 September 1999

That afternoon, before the radio station went off the air for the last time, there was encouraging news. A laboratory in San Diego had developed a vaccine for the virus and production would begin immediately. But for those in the Yukon, it would be too late. Winter closed around them like a shroud; indeed the snows over the cabin would serve as their burial raiment. The two men and their wolf huddled close, freezing despite their fevers. Benton Fraser closed his eyes for the last time and saw a light. It was faintly greenish, not what he had seen his parents walk into, but it was light and he was content.

Kridag, 12 Thorknoy 3087

Ray Kowalski felt warm air on his face and the only thing that surprised him was that hell wasn’t as hot as he expected. He became aware of voices; he could understand them although he realized they weren’t speaking in English and probably not any sort of Polish either.

“Officer Kang?”

“Yes, Dr. Kodos?”

“The Homo sapiens have completed the transition from cryogenic state to consciousness. They are in excellent condition. The canis lupus has already been released; he is also in excellent health. He had auditory damage which may have preceded the freezing process. Nevertheless, Dr. Kargh has corrected the damage and outfitted him with a speech translation device. He reports feeling much better, although he keeps asking for a ‘donut’. We are searching the database; Kargh suspects it may be his sidearm. “ said the man who Ray ascertained must be Dr. Kodos.

Ray figured he must on a lot of drugs in this hospital. With great effort and equal nervousness, he opened his eyes.

A huge green figure with something that he hoped was a stethoscope around his neck area, waved several tentacles at him in what he hoped was a cheerful greeting.

“Good day, Refugee 7849-Zed Kowalski! We are glad to see you awake! Come and join your companion 7847-Zed in our lounge. We expect 7848-Zed will join you shortly."

His spiky hair made a myriad of small punctures in the pillow as Ray fainted dead away.

Date: 2003-05-02 11:31 am (UTC)
axiom_of_stripe: DC Comics: Kory cries "X'Hal!" (Pay and pay and pay)
From: [personal profile] axiom_of_stripe
bwaahahahahahaha! must be his sidearm!

Slightly OT

Date: 2003-05-02 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] persian-slipper.livejournal.com
But does anyone have a good picture of Ray K's feet (in boots)? I'm trying to make a "My fandom does it in boots" icon.

As for the fic, the tentacles were a good, good thing. But how does Ray understand them?

Date: 2003-05-02 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aerye.livejournal.com
Ahhhh!!!! Wonderful, bizarre, inventive, and hysterical!
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Date: 2003-05-02 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinriddick.livejournal.com
Sorry, i deleted my post then. I was afraid of making you angry.
Sheepish bink ... going to hide for a bit now.

Date: 2003-05-02 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefakeheadline.livejournal.com
Hee! Kang and Kodos! That was wonderful and inventive and just utterly fabulous.

Date: 2003-05-02 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cesperanza.livejournal.com
Hahahahahaha!!!

(wipes eyes)

I love it! The donuts! The tentacles! The general weirdness! But maybe my favorite thing--what the hell kind of gel are they using on Ray's hair? Do these guys take "spiked" a little too literally, I must wonder in delighted fear?

heh

Date: 2003-05-02 12:08 pm (UTC)
ext_12411: (realbreasts)
From: [identity profile] theodosia.livejournal.com
Evidently the aliens have made... improvements.

Date: 2003-05-02 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kist.livejournal.com
>He reports feeling much better, although he keeps asking for a 'donut'. We are searching the database; Kargh suspects it may be his sidearm.<

*dies laughing* And the punctures in the pillow from his hair! Poor Ray, I could just imagine his confusion. *still laughing*

Date: 2003-05-02 12:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com
You made my whole freakin' day.

Date: 2003-05-02 01:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dkellergrl.livejournal.com
That was a good story. Very funny.

Date: 2003-05-02 01:32 pm (UTC)
ext_3548: (not shy)
From: [identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com
Whatever you're smokin', save some for me. This is hilarious and people are staring at me now because of the noises I made.

Date: 2003-05-02 01:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] giglet.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2003-05-02 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indybrat.livejournal.com
Y'know one should be able to wake up to dS fic that makes them giggle every single day... imagined the improved mood they'd all be in as they head off to work. *g* Thank you, I think you've made my day and considering I've only just started it... that's greatness!

Date: 2003-05-02 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenboo.livejournal.com
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh my dear goddess!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Re: Hourglass challenge

Date: 2003-05-02 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yeungmaisu.livejournal.com
I haven't laughed this much in years. Thanks. :)

Date: 2003-05-02 09:22 pm (UTC)
ext_3579: I'm still not watching supernatural. (TYK)
From: [identity profile] the-star-fish.livejournal.com
the only thing that surprised him was that hell wasn’t as hot as he expected.

Bweee!!! Y'all are the silliest.

Mwah!

Date: 2012-12-21 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ride-4ever.livejournal.com
Love for the brain from whence this came!

And donut = sidearm LOL!

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