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Title: Fidget
Author: kumagorou1983
Rating: G
Summary: Ray and Fraser on a Stakeout.
Notes: Thanks to joulescole  for the quick beta. ^_^

 

Rustle...Rustle...Rustle...

"Fraser! If ya don’t stop with the fidgeting, I’m gonna tie you to that freakin’ seat!"

"Sorry, Ray."

.....Rustle...Rustle...

"FRASER!"

"Sorry."

....Rustle....Rustle...

"Okay! That’s it! What’s yer problem?! We’ve been on this stakeout for, like, thirty minutes, and you haven’t sat still the entire freakin’ time! What, do ya need to go to the bathroom or somethin’?" Ray turned in his seat in the Riviera to glare at his partner.

"Ah, no Ray, I do not need to use the restroom."

"Then what on Earth is yer issue?! You never fidget, Fraser, and let me just say that the middle of a stakeout is not the time to start." Ray’s eyes narrowed. "What," he paused in a typical Ray fashion, "exactly," another empathic break, "is" with a final pause of grand proportions, "yer problem?!"

"Ah, well, you see, Ray, its rather warm in the car here, and as my jacket is made out of red serge, I am rather, well, warm. I will try to stay still now, Ray. Sorry for the annoyance."

"Okay, and how does you being warm warrant you fidgeting like ya’ve got ants in your pants or something?"

"Well, Ray, when I sit still, a drop of sweat rolls down my back right between my shoulder blades and I must admit that it is a very uncomfortable sensation."

"Ya mean, yer fidgetin’ because yer sweating?"

"Yes, Ray."

"Huh... Just don’t sweat on my seats."

"Understood."

Comments

[sam80853.livejournal.com]

"Well, Ray, when I sit still, a drop of sweat rolls down my back right between my shoulder blades and I must admit that it is a very uncomfortable sensation."

Gahhhhhhhh... what a picture!

[kumagorou1983.livejournal.com]

LoL Thanks...I think. ^_^

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Poor Fraser.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tanglewood_/]

I love thid fic. so light-hearted and funny :)