ADMIN POST: The Masturbation Challenge

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

mas·tur·ba·tion  (mstr-bshn)
Excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

Hey, it's May--what else can you do? Plus, I think it would make Ardent happy. (Psst: she particularly likes the angsty Fraser ones!) ; ) (Also, cough, there seems to me to be a lot of room in the "means other" clause of the above. I'm just sayin'.)

Today's Wednesday by my watch. Stories are due before midnight next Wednesday. Flex your fingers and go! (Typing! I meant typing!!)

Comments

[ardent-muses.livejournal.com]

:::::briefly coming out of lurk::::::

YIPPEEEE!!!!

:::::going back into lurk::::

Fraser Angst! Fraser Angst! Fraser Angst!

[helvirago]

Hmmm... how angsty we talking? You okay with angst and a happy ending, or you want angst angst angst unfulfilled?

[ardent-muses.livejournal.com]

You mean I get to choose? Yay!

I am all about the happy endings, baby. Bring it on! :)

[jacquez.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, like two YEARS after I used up all my decent angsty fraser masturbation ideas.... :D

[ajinamoto.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, like two YEARS after I used up all my decent angsty fraser masturbation ideas.... :D

Well, some of us may not have ever seen your angsty fraser masturabation ideas, so they'll be fresh and fun and angsty and admired and ooh'ed and ahh'ed over.

Honest!

[jacquez.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, I don't feel quite right about posting them for the challenge, but they're here:

The Second Hour of the Night (http://www.dementia.org/~jacquez/writing/dsfic/secondhour.html) and Declension (http://www.dementia.org/~jacquez/writing/dsfic/declension.html).

[axiom_of_stripe]

tell me about it! i just posted a masturbation snippet a few days ago -- under a thousand words, too! hmmmph.

[jacquez.livejournal.com]

i think she's just doing it to be mean to us. harumph.

[laurakaye.livejournal.com]

Dude, I just want to say: Makeup Challenge.

[ardent-muses.livejournal.com]

Oh my God! Your icon is brilliant! I love it. :) I'm jonesing for a Dief of my own.

hey, c!

[thermidor.livejournal.com]

I got two words for you young lady:

airplane bathroom

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, like two YEARS after I used up all my decent angsty fraser masturbation ideas.... :D

A) The challenge is not limited to angsty Fraser masturbation and;

B) HA! AS IF!

[ajinamoto.livejournal.com]

Oh, this will be fun trying to read at work, (yeah, like the others were all tame and innocent, who am I kidding?).

I have the best desk, though. I have a wall behind and a wall to the right of me, no one can sneak up on me. I need to remember to use alt-tab to hide the screen though, because I can be a bit obvious if I suddenly click to minimize a screen.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Ah, ces, there you go, contributing to the delinquency of a non-minor, specifically me.

Well, yay, way cool.

[thermidor.livejournal.com]

wooohoo!

Now you've given me something to do on the long plane ride Friday!


I mean *writing* you pervs

Waiting...

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

On the way to work this morning I was thinking about how nobody has yet (as of this writing) posted a story to the masturbation challenge. It's sort of like "The Contest" on Seinfeld this week... we're waiting to see who weakens first....

Re: Waiting...

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

I'm just trying to figure out where the hell to start! I want to write everybody doing themselves. *g*

Re: Waiting...

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Give us time...we're building up to it, feeling the first sweet stirrings, stroking and coaxing the ideas until they can't be ignored and finally burst forth in a spurt of creativity...

-- Uh. Need a cigarette...

Re: Waiting...

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

*offers Shay a light*

suggestion box?

[axiom_of_stripe]

hey, where are we supposed to toss in ideas for future challenges?

...because i'd love to see forty-odd tiny curtainfic stories. buying curtains, hanging curtains, climbing them, pulling them down, getting them all dirty -- curtains of hair, th-th-that's all folks curtains, iron curtain metaphors -- let's beat this hoary old cliche into the ground, shall we?