The Everyday Erotic by Sprat

[sprat.livejournal.com]

After months of mistakenly calling all my short fics "drabbles" (sort of like how American Southerners call all pop "coke"), I actually wrote a real one!




The Everyday Erotic


"These C-40's are in a terrible state! They'll all need to be sorted by date and subject line, stapled neatly in the top left-hand corner and then re-filed. I'm afraid it will probably take you hours."

"This morning on Martha Stewart Living: Camembert, Brebiou, Comte--a celebration of fine French cheeses."

"For Heaven's sake, Turnbull, don't just stand there--I need you to zip my dress and help me put on my shoes."

"And there's the final score of eight to six for the Canadian team, after a beauty of a hackweight takeout though a narrow port."

Comments

[kindkit.livejournal.com]

Ah, Turnbull. It takes so little to make him happy.

This is really fabulous. I especially love the bit about Martha Stewart Living--I can just hear Stewart's smug little voice naming those cheeses.

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I have this theory that Turnbull and Martha Stewart are totally MFEO and OTP, in a cracked-out, RPS crossover kind of way. *g*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

dude. DUDE. This is just - flailingly perfect Turnbull, in a fucked-up, funny as hell nutshell. *applauds*

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thank you!

(Also, ahahaha that icon makes me smile every time I see it. He is living *proof* that some people, no matter how famous or good looking, can just never be cool. *g*)

[china_shop]

Oh wow. I love how you've implied Turnbull here, torn between duty and passion. Wonderful!

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

ha! Oh Turnbull, he has such simple needs, really! This is great.

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks!

[sjkasabi.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes! Very very Turnbull.

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :)

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

*pets Turnbull*

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Aw, your icon's kind of adorable. *pinches his cheeks* :)

[buzzylittleb.livejournal.com]

Oh Renfield, poor man, he can't have it all.

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Hee! :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_divya_/]

Erotic comes in so many flavors! Hee.

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Really, it does. Especially if you're Turnbull, I suspect. :)

[joandarck.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god, that was brilliant.

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Hee, yay! Thank you! :)