The DS Badfic Challenge: Prompts are OPEN!!!

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

Ok, all! The prompts are OFFICIALLY open! What we'll have here are the rules, as well as the dates that this will be running through.

The rules are as follows:

Please comment to this post with your badfic prompt. Prompts will be open from now (!!!) until this Friday, April 7th, midnight est. If you are commenting that means that you will also be writing, but NOT your own prompt. Think of your prompt as the way to get SOMEONE ELSE to do your crazy bidding! And you, in turn, will be doing someone elses!

Over the weekend I will mash up all the prompts and re-assign them, and come Monday the 10th there will be a master list letting everyone know what they are writing and for who. You'll then have three or four days to complete your assignment, and the world will REJOICE at all the truly twisted DS fic that is now in it.

The most important things are:

This is going to be FUN! And FUNNY! Badfic doesnt mean you lose all sense of grammar and punctuation. It means that if you've ever had a burning desire to turn Fraser into a ballerina and Dief into a monkey, HAVE AT IT! Request it as a songfic! Bring in the aliens! In this challenge, badfic means COMPLETELY SELF INDULGENT CRACKFIC. There is NOTHING you cannot put in your prompt! ANYTHING goes!

Please, even if you've never written in DS before, or havent written in DS in a long time, or are a current writer or and old hat, try and think something up and participate in this! What better way to toe your way into (or BACK into) writing or writing in DS. This is for fun and laughs, and whoo boy, will there be laughs!

All right? Ready?

GO!

Comments

[loz]

After "Some Like it Red" FRASER decides that he wants to be a woman forever. He goes to the nearest Vodun community to see what they can do. He meets KOWALSKI and they fall madly and deeply in love. But oh no, the RayK has no idea Fraser's not what he seems. What happens when VECCHIO appears and pregnancy is involved?

[marcellapolman.livejournal.com]

Benita Fraser pregnant by Ray Vecchio? Where's the badfic in this? Could be truly touching and beautiful.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Wait... Fraser has a girlfriend? He likes girls? OH NOES! Will he never notice Ray's pure and ass-virginal love for him?

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

Ben wants to have children, but the love of his life, Ray Vecchio, refuses to even consider the possibility. Left a broken man when Vecchio leaves him for the bright lights of Vegas, can Benton find balm for his wounded heart in Ray Kowalski? Will Frannie be prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice? And does Welsh really expect to be the godfather? Does Stella mean it about the court order? What was that about the hair gel? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

[marcellapolman.livejournal.com]

The rumors are unclear as to whether Ray has been abducted by aliens, taken on the profession of performance arsonist, or become the new messiah. Which of these (if any) is true? Which Ray does it concern? Benton wants to do an impromptu investigation, but Dief says he can’t do so until he finishes his chores. On top of this, Thatcher makes a strange and strenuous demand. Will Benton be able to cope with these various sources of stress? Will he rescue Ray? Arrest Ray? Become his most devoted disciple? Read and find out.

[buzzylittleb.livejournal.com]

I would say I loved this prompt. But that would nix my chances of getting it.

*headdesk*

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

At Chicago Hi Skool, new boi Benton Fraser transfers in from Canada!!!1111! and meets Ray Kowalski, a poor but kewl kid from the wrong side of the tracks, and Ray's arch enemy, the slick and smooth Ray Vecchio, head of the 'Tudes, the kewl gang at school. What happens when Benton declares his love for -- one of them? Can he make peace between them before the big fight? or will Principal Welsh expel someone first?

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Okay, we definitely share a brain. *g*

Keep yours. I'm going to change mine. :)

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

When Bob Fraser‛s company transfers him to Chicago, his son Ben quickly becomes the most popular boy at Precinct 27 High School. The competition for his attention is particularly fierce between two very different boys: Ray and Ray. Will Ben choose Ray? Or will he choose Ray? And what about the the new girl: a violet-eyed, elfen beauty with a mysterious past? AU, Songfic.

Ignore Last Entry (I'm just keeping it there to show that Shay and I share a brain *g*)

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Fraser is Dorothy. Dief is Toto. Kowalski is a friend of Dorothy the Scarecrow. Vecchio is the Lion. Thatcher is the Tin Man. Wacky Hi-jinks ensue when the gang at the 2-7 are transported beyond the rainbow!

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

Fraser and Dief switch bodies. What whacky hijinks ensue when wolf-Fraser makes moon eyes at Kowalski and Frannie needs a sitter for Ante? Set to a Nine Inch Nails "Closer" if it were covered by Weird Al.

[china_shop]

BODYSWAP!!!!!11!!11!1!1eleventy-one!!

Frannie needs a sitter for Ante

*dies*

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

Fraser and RayK are married!!! and livng n Canada, with Maggie whose carrying their baby!!! But what happens when Ray gets amnesa whille Fraser is out on Patrol?!?!!?! READ AND FIND OUT PLZ REVU.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

READ AND FIND OUT PLZ REVU
::ded::

[sage]

RayK & Fraser track a suspect to the Lincoln Park Zoo, only to find themselves backstage at Chicago's annual Save the Zoo benefit concert! Diefenbaker goes wild in a trailer full of PETA-supporting supermodels, but Ray and Fraser can't stop to fetch him - the concert producer and the promoter are having a fist fight in the green room, Frannie, Welsh, Huey, and Dewey are riding elephants and dromedaries through the crowd, and (*gasp*) is that Armando Langoustini drinking buttermilk cocktails over on the ampitheater's VIP balcony? Songfic to ANIMAL (by Def Leppard).

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Hee!

Except...shouldn't it be Linkin Park songfic? *g*

oh dear.

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

Fraser dyes in a fire lol and his boyfriend Ray is so sad so he drinks a lot and wears black all the time and one night hes drinking beer and listening to Evanessences (omg such a great band!!!!) and he thinks maybe hell kill himself lol and he starts cutting and stuff and then fraser comes back as a ghost and says NO! lol and then ray cries and the power of his tears and the music brings Fraser back to life right there in Rays kitchen and now Rays tears are all of joy lol! Plese include lots of lyrics of my favorite band EVANESSCENSE! THEY ARE GR8 THEY WILL CHANGE YOUR LIVE!!!!

Re: oh dear.

[indywind]

::snorf::
O! the wrongness!

[sprat.livejournal.com]

Ray Kowalski has punk rock in his SOUL...but hard times mean he has to moonlight as a hooker. When he's caught up in a vice crackdown, he thinks the dream is over. But if Detective Fraser has anything to say about it, things are just beginning... AU, NC-17 for sex and eyeliner and MAJOR angst. (Watch out for Dief in a special cameo!!)

[joandarck.livejournal.com]

Wait, I think I've read that one.

[zeenell]

Is it a bad thing when the crack!fic ideas of mine make me go, "Wait a minute, I've read that fic - Oh, it was SGA fic"

So, without further ado -

It was the alien influence from his abduction when he was 10 that made rayk join the police force. The aliens placed a subversive mental command in his MIND that the first time he had sex with his one true love he would go after his true life passion. An undercover hotdog vender disguised as a prostitute.



I think I hurt my brain a little.

[zeenell]

Erm, I think it can go without saying that it's not stella?

Anyway - is it rayv or fraser or someone else. Let me know in your reviews, lol.

[refche.livejournal.com]

Franny discoveres fanfic and starts wrighting her orig chars, but things go wrong when her muse Frasier doesn't cooperate. (Possible XOver) personal fic, no flames plz! R&R!

[apetslife.livejournal.com]

HEE!

[geekwriter143.livejournal.com]

Fraser is tired of having to hide his beautiful wings, but who can he show them to? Can he trust Turnbull to accept him and not cover his wings in cheese or shuld he tell Kowalski, who is his true love 4ever? Will Ray still love him when he finds out Fraser is half golden eagel? Will Turnbull get Frannie to put his fromage in her mouth? Will Frasier fly away for ever? Will Ray understand that there true love is ture even with Fraser's giant wings and Ray's lace panties? Red to find out!!! WARNING: slush, poetry, and Ray's kind of a hore but its totally NOT ooc so shut up u h8erz!!!

[claire.livejournal.com]

Ray and Frazer are kidnaped by Nuns who work for the KGB. Can they excape? Or will Deif and Frannie have to rescue them? And will Thatcher and Trunbul ever admit there love? Pls R&R NO FLAMES THIS IS MY FIRST STROY> ^_^;

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Dear god, you've played the Nun card.
::bows::

[aerye.livejournal.com]

Ray Vecchio was the best -- and most exclusive -- designer in Chicago until Metcalf, Inc. opened up their offices on Magnificant Mile. Now Ray's best clients are disappearing! And the police think he's responsible! And what does the Mountie have to do with it? And who is that fabulous blond detective at his side...? Vecchio/Victoria Metcalf, Vecchio/Bennie Fraser, Vecchio/Frank Zuko, Vecchio/Stan Kowalski, NC-17.

(I've never seen any of the episodes but I love all your stories!! I read "Chicago's Most Wanted" and just knew I had to write in this fandom! Apologies in advance for the run-on sentences and the changing POV! If I get enough feedback, I might do the sequel (Vecchio/Gardino!!1!!!).)

[aerye.livejournal.com]

Or...

Princess Raymina of the City of the Winds has been betrothed to the Red Prince of the Northern Wastes since birth. The marriage is essential to bring peace to their peoples, but she has a secret... she's really a BOY!

...because maryavatar delivers the crack much better than I do!

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

Someone or something is BRUTALLY MURDERING people in Chicago...and RayK has these dreams that make him think it’s him! Can RayV and Fraser find out the truth before it’s TOO LATE? Will RayK tell Fraser about those other dreams he’s been having? Please R&R...it’s my first story and I won’t write ANY MORE unless you COMMENT!!!1!!!

[riadsala.livejournal.com]

OMG you guys, Genevieve Olivia Diana Dessing had a iceskating accidnet and faints lol!!1! When she wakes up she finds shed ben transportered to teh Frozen North lol!1 She is their Ice Princess and only she had teh Powr to rescew Frazier from the evil lair of Kowea Kavols Ray lol. Will she be in tiems to save him form teh buttsecks!?!!? pls r/r omg you guys, lol. I won't post the next chapter untill I get 5 good reveiws, lol11! ^_____^

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

god, I'm dying laughing here.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Fraser is the BEST, most AWESOME and SNEAKY spy in Canada, he always gets his job done and never hesitates to do exactly what it takes! Ray Kowalski is a spy too, all mysterious and glamorous and sultry. What happens when they meet and fall in love??? How do they choose between love and important spy stuff for their country??? WARNING SLASH, ANGST, SAP.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

...you win at making me fall off my chair while similtaneously going "wait, that could happen!"

HEE.

("Fraser. Benton Fraser...")

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

When raven-haired beauty Lola Vecchio visits her cousins in Chicago she meets Fraser and ROMANTIC SPARKS FLY!! Frannie is jealus and comes up with a plan to get her rival out of the way but it BACKFIRES in ways she could never have expected...because Lola is actually a WITCH! (Crossover with HARRY POTTER)

[marcellapolman.livejournal.com]

DS/HP crossover, of course! Silly nobody has thought of that before. It's so obvious!! (LOL etc, JTBS)

[strangecobwebs.livejournal.com]

RayK is the star of his college baseball team (because he was SO HOT in Dr. Longball)! The only problem is the championships are coming up, but Ray's failing a class and he might not be able to play! This is the first chance his school's gotten to go all the way because Ray's a sophomore and last year was kind of a rebuilding year. Everyone's counting on him!

Can he convince the quiet smart kid from Canada who lives down the hall (Ben Fraser) to tutor him for his midterm? And what happens when the school's mascot (a wolf) gets loose during a game? Read to find out the answers to these questions, plus: What class is Ray failing? How do Ray & Frannie Vecchio fit in to all this? What does Coach Welsh say when Ray might not be able to play?

[strangecobwebs.livejournal.com]

Oh! I can't believe I forgot to warn you that it's an AU (duh!) and NC-17 because of that really fucking HOT locker room scene! (Because OMFG! Ray was sooooooo HOT when he was getting naked in Dr. Longball!)

So yeah, here's your warning: AU, NC-17 for HOT boysex in a locker room, and beware of general HOTNESS.

Re: Oh, thought of another...

[aerye.livejournal.com]

This is utterly brilliant. ::g::

[defaultlyric.livejournal.com]

(This is so scary, guys, and I had to wrestle with myself to end up doing this. XD)

Lives are turned upside-down when Fraser, Ray, Thatcher, Frannie and Welsh are in the right place at the wrong time; a massive toxic explosion ensues, leaving the crew with strange superpowers! Meanwhile, Turnbull disappears on a journey of self-discovery, returning days later on the arm of a wealthy businessman. Ray discovers a new species of sea turtle, which makes him famous. slash; fem-slash; angst

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

I love you forever.

[mondschein1.livejournal.com]

Frannie's taking a Shakespeare course and decides that the station needs to put on Romeo and Juliet, naturally with Fraser and herself playing the two title characters, respectively. Naturally everyone disagrees and proceeds go along their merry way. Frannie seethes. Unfortunately, Fraser and RayK drag in a crate that is filled with shiny purplish stuff. Frannie looks at it, inadvertently breathes some of it in, and turns into VILLAINOUS!FRANNIE. She makes away with Fraser, determined to subject him to playing Romeo opposite her against his will. RayK is appalled, and pulls the last trick he's got up his sleeve: calling Vecchio up and telling on Frannie. However will they prevent Fraser from drinking from the poisoned cup in a last ditch attempt to escape the horror of misused Shakespeare?

[zeenell]

*snerks* Older siblings are such killjoys...

although, in this one, frannie is the killjoy. literally.

[indywind]

The really scary thing is, few of these seem all that farfetched.

::peeks through my fingers::

[zeenell]

...What scares me is that I think I've read a lot of these already, based off the summery. Like, the maggie pregnant one? I read that. She had twins.

due South - where even the crackfic seems plausible