For Badfic Challenge by Ulthyrja
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ds_flashfictionTitle:Love Runs Deep
Prompt:Wait... Fraser has a girlfriend? He likes girls? OH NOES! Will he never notice Ray's pure and ass-virginal love for him?
Prompt written by:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
maryavatar
rating/warnings/etc: melodramatic NC-17
A/N: I was like so inspired to write this...
Love Runs Deep
Ray had it all like figured out in his head. He would ask his gorgeous partner to come over, serve a romantic meal, light the candles and wear his best tight pants and simply sit on Fraser's lap and confess his undying ass-virginal love for the mountie. Then they would have sex between Ray's new silk sheets he had bought last week. They were like the color of Fraser's beautiful blue eyes. It would be like perfect. He just knew it.
I mean how hard could it be? He had done all kinds of research on anal sex and Fraser sure was gay. He wore red, was always polite and ignored the ladies who threw themselves at him. Except when he didn't. See, that was the problem. Some blond hussy had actually managed to get Fraser on a second date and they were currently somewhere laughing and holding hands and sharing their most embarrassing moments. They were probably going to get married and have kids and move to Canada real soon.
The love of his life didn't notice him at all. Ray was like so depressed. He nursed his vodka and let the tears run wildly against his pale skin. He was going to kill himself, because there was like no reason to live anymore. Maybe he would swallow his gun and pretend it was Fraser's dick until the bitter end. He would leave a note declaring his eternal love for Fraser and then the brunette mountie would be so devastated, that he would kill himself too, and they would be together forever in afterlife like Romeo and Juliet. The gun felt so cold in his hands.
Fraser had a beautiful cock. Ray was so sure about it and he wanted it so bad. He had saved his cherry for Fraser, for Ben. He hadn't used the dildo he bought on a whim, because he wanted to save it all for Fraser. And he had been taking extra good care of his hole recently, if Fraser would want to lick it and stuff. He had read somewhere that licking it would be so special. OMG. He would never experience that. It was Ben or nothing.
Fraser didn't like to talk about emotions. Ray had noticed that, but maybe they could let their bodies do the talking instead. Ray had started to go commando and he wore only tight low-cut jeans and small tops at work. He had been bending a lot and lifting his hands too, so Fraser would see his lack of underwear. Maybe one night on a stake out he would climb on Fraser's lap and there could be like accidental penetration or something. And Fraser would get the best orgasm in his life and notice just how special Ray's ass really was. It could happen. If only Fraser would ditch the stupid blond and come to his senses. He was so desperate for the mountie.
There was a knock on the door. It couldn't be Fraser, could it? No, Fraser was somewhere making love with his girlfriend while Ray was crying and drinking and thinking of killing himself at home wearing only his rope. Being in love was like so hard and he was so alone. The knocking became louder and louder, but Ray didn't care. It was probably some freak trying to preach religion or something. Maybe Ray would become a monk and abandon everything and live the rest of his life in solitude. Not a bad idea at all, but death was even better.
Ray was startled from his thoughts, when somebody kicked the door in.
”Ray, are you in here? Are you all right?”
It was Fraser! Suddenly the brunette was by his side and embracing him. It felt so good and so right. But Fraser wasn't his, he had a girlfriend and a wolf, and Ray had nothing.
”Oh dear, Ray, what are you doing with that gun? Are you crying?” asked the worried mountie. ”Give me the gun, Ray!”
”No, Ben. I'm going to kill myself because you don't love me. I saved my virginal-ass for you, but you don't want me.”
”But I do, Ray. I want you, all of you” whispered blushing Fraser.
”No, you're lying, Ben. You went out with that chick. I saw you!!!” Ray yelled.
”But Ray, I was only having dinner with my sister. Ray, you know I would never lie to you! As I explained you earlier, she is my sister Maggie.” Fraser said and kissed his nose.
”Is that really true? You really want me and not your sister?”
”Yes, Ray. I want to make love with you all night!” Fraser begged and took the gun from his slender hands.
They kissed and it was everything Ray had ever dreamed of. He could hear the angels singing and he felt Ben's hands cupping his virginal-ass. ”Take me, Ben. I am yours forever” he whispered as he felt Ben opening his rope. Ben carried him to the bedroom, licked and fucked his virginal-ass and they lived happily ever after.
The End.
Prompt:Wait... Fraser has a girlfriend? He likes girls? OH NOES! Will he never notice Ray's pure and ass-virginal love for him?
Prompt written by:
maryavatarrating/warnings/etc: melodramatic NC-17
A/N: I was like so inspired to write this...
Love Runs Deep
Ray had it all like figured out in his head. He would ask his gorgeous partner to come over, serve a romantic meal, light the candles and wear his best tight pants and simply sit on Fraser's lap and confess his undying ass-virginal love for the mountie. Then they would have sex between Ray's new silk sheets he had bought last week. They were like the color of Fraser's beautiful blue eyes. It would be like perfect. He just knew it.
I mean how hard could it be? He had done all kinds of research on anal sex and Fraser sure was gay. He wore red, was always polite and ignored the ladies who threw themselves at him. Except when he didn't. See, that was the problem. Some blond hussy had actually managed to get Fraser on a second date and they were currently somewhere laughing and holding hands and sharing their most embarrassing moments. They were probably going to get married and have kids and move to Canada real soon.
The love of his life didn't notice him at all. Ray was like so depressed. He nursed his vodka and let the tears run wildly against his pale skin. He was going to kill himself, because there was like no reason to live anymore. Maybe he would swallow his gun and pretend it was Fraser's dick until the bitter end. He would leave a note declaring his eternal love for Fraser and then the brunette mountie would be so devastated, that he would kill himself too, and they would be together forever in afterlife like Romeo and Juliet. The gun felt so cold in his hands.
Fraser had a beautiful cock. Ray was so sure about it and he wanted it so bad. He had saved his cherry for Fraser, for Ben. He hadn't used the dildo he bought on a whim, because he wanted to save it all for Fraser. And he had been taking extra good care of his hole recently, if Fraser would want to lick it and stuff. He had read somewhere that licking it would be so special. OMG. He would never experience that. It was Ben or nothing.
Fraser didn't like to talk about emotions. Ray had noticed that, but maybe they could let their bodies do the talking instead. Ray had started to go commando and he wore only tight low-cut jeans and small tops at work. He had been bending a lot and lifting his hands too, so Fraser would see his lack of underwear. Maybe one night on a stake out he would climb on Fraser's lap and there could be like accidental penetration or something. And Fraser would get the best orgasm in his life and notice just how special Ray's ass really was. It could happen. If only Fraser would ditch the stupid blond and come to his senses. He was so desperate for the mountie.
There was a knock on the door. It couldn't be Fraser, could it? No, Fraser was somewhere making love with his girlfriend while Ray was crying and drinking and thinking of killing himself at home wearing only his rope. Being in love was like so hard and he was so alone. The knocking became louder and louder, but Ray didn't care. It was probably some freak trying to preach religion or something. Maybe Ray would become a monk and abandon everything and live the rest of his life in solitude. Not a bad idea at all, but death was even better.
Ray was startled from his thoughts, when somebody kicked the door in.
”Ray, are you in here? Are you all right?”
It was Fraser! Suddenly the brunette was by his side and embracing him. It felt so good and so right. But Fraser wasn't his, he had a girlfriend and a wolf, and Ray had nothing.
”Oh dear, Ray, what are you doing with that gun? Are you crying?” asked the worried mountie. ”Give me the gun, Ray!”
”No, Ben. I'm going to kill myself because you don't love me. I saved my virginal-ass for you, but you don't want me.”
”But I do, Ray. I want you, all of you” whispered blushing Fraser.
”No, you're lying, Ben. You went out with that chick. I saw you!!!” Ray yelled.
”But Ray, I was only having dinner with my sister. Ray, you know I would never lie to you! As I explained you earlier, she is my sister Maggie.” Fraser said and kissed his nose.
”Is that really true? You really want me and not your sister?”
”Yes, Ray. I want to make love with you all night!” Fraser begged and took the gun from his slender hands.
They kissed and it was everything Ray had ever dreamed of. He could hear the angels singing and he felt Ben's hands cupping his virginal-ass. ”Take me, Ben. I am yours forever” he whispered as he felt Ben opening his rope. Ben carried him to the bedroom, licked and fucked his virginal-ass and they lived happily ever after.
The End.
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Date: 2006-04-10 10:20 pm (UTC)And lichen. Well done!
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Date: 2006-04-10 10:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 10:32 pm (UTC)Maybe one night on a stake out he would climb on Fraser's lap and there could be like accidental penetration or something. And Fraser would get the best orgasm in his life and notice just how special Ray's ass really was.
I can't decide which sentence made me die laughing the most! Nothing as good as an ass-virginal Ray! Wheeee!
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Date: 2006-04-10 10:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 10:45 pm (UTC)Maybe he would swallow his gun and pretend it was Fraser's dick until the bitter end.
So emo! Poor poor Ray!
And he had been taking extra good care of his hole recently, if Fraser would want to lick it and stuff.
Extra good care of it...you're killing me!
Maybe one night on a stake out he would climb on Fraser's lap and there could be like accidental penetration or something.
LMAO. You win.
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Date: 2006-04-10 10:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-10 11:02 pm (UTC)”Is that really true? You really want me and not your sister?”
”Yes, Ray. I want to make love with you all night!” Fraser begged and took the gun from his slender hands.
Oh Ray! Of COURSE he doesn't want his sister! She'd never compare to you and your experimental hair and your virginal-ass!
This? Was awesome. I laughed the whole way through (except when I cried because Ray was SO sad that I was sad TOO!). *g*
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Date: 2006-04-10 11:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-04-10 11:42 pm (UTC)What a wonderful bad!fic.
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Date: 2006-04-10 11:56 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-04-10 11:55 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-11 12:04 am (UTC)Fraser had a beautiful cock. Ray was so sure about it and he wanted it so bad. He had saved his cherry for Fraser, for Ben. He hadn't used the dildo he bought on a whim, because he wanted to save it all for Fraser. And he had been taking extra good care of his hole recently, if Fraser would want to lick it and stuff. He had read somewhere that licking it would be so special. OMG. He would never experience that. It was Ben or nothing.
Such a good badfic, you rock:)
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Date: 2006-04-11 12:41 am (UTC)You know, this is my favorite bit just because it implies they've had this conversation many times before.
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Date: 2006-04-11 12:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-11 01:05 am (UTC)ROFLOL!
Ray had started to go commando and he wore only tight low-cut jeans and small tops at work. He had been bending a lot and lifting his hands too, so Fraser would see his lack of underwear.
He's Frannie!
”Is that really true? You really want me and not your sister?”
Ahahaha. *dies*
And now I must clean myself with bleach.
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Date: 2006-04-11 01:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-11 01:38 am (UTC)Favorite. Sentence. Ever.
I just called a friend and read practically the entire thing over the phone, dying the ENTIRE TIME.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! His took special care of his hole! OH GOD! Oh GOOOOOOOD! *dies all over again*
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Date: 2006-04-11 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-11 02:39 am (UTC)”No, Ben. I'm going to kill myself because you don't love me. I saved my virginal-ass for you, but you don't want me.” *dead*
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Date: 2006-04-11 03:23 am (UTC)And I don't want to date *my* sister either -- although I think it's too bad Ray's taken now LOL!
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Date: 2006-04-11 10:20 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-04-11 04:54 am (UTC)He was going to kill himself, because there was like no reason to live anymore. Maybe he would swallow his gun and pretend it was Fraser's dick until the bitter end. He would leave a note declaring his eternal love for Fraser and then the brunette mountie would be so devastated, that he would kill himself too, and they would be together forever in afterlife like Romeo and Juliet. The gun felt so cold in his hands.
Ass-virgin!Ray and BrunetteMountie!Fraser. Tears and suicide threats and the wish for accidental penetration--on stakeout! Scary-good badness. Reads like someone around Juliet's age wrote it. You win.
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Date: 2006-04-11 10:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-11 05:40 am (UTC)Riddle me this. Why is it that knowing it's intentional badfic makes it so good and so funny, while fic that's really written like this is gouge-one's-eyes-out bad?
I guess that's why this whole challenge is running and why it's been so successful.
Also, I loved your little homage to Frannie, there.
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Date: 2006-04-11 10:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-11 07:01 am (UTC)He would leave a note declaring his eternal love for Fraser and then the brunette mountie would be so devastated, that he would kill himself too, and they would be together forever in afterlife like Romeo and Juliet.
Oh shit, Romeo & Juliet ...
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Date: 2006-04-11 10:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-04-11 07:03 am (UTC)Woo, melodrama!
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Date: 2006-04-11 10:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-11 07:56 am (UTC)AHAHAHA.
And using OMG in a fic is work of pure genius.
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Date: 2006-04-11 10:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-11 02:33 pm (UTC)Like, OMG.
::dies::
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Date: 2006-04-11 02:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-11 04:53 pm (UTC)The repetition of variations on ass-virginity and this line - ”Is that really true? You really want me and not your sister?” - sent me over the edge, howling with laughter.
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Date: 2006-04-11 05:15 pm (UTC)