ds_flashfiction | Badfic Challenge by riadsala

Title: Ray the Enchanted Sun Faery from East Prussia
Prompt: Ray Kowalski is an enchanted sun faery from East Prussia in reality. How will Benton Fraser react, when he finds out? Will their love survive? Also what does Turnbull's sudden yearning for lasagna have to do with the Vecchios? Stay tuned, if you want to see Dief having a rather extreme reaction to someone's green sweater.
Prompt written by:

eledwenlin
Rating: There is buttsex, but you really should be more worried about the number of times Fraser cries. Roughly 1500 words.
Warnings: Manufactured angst and dubious eastern European geography. Also Turnbull/Vecchio

Ray was very nervous. Even though he and Fraser were happily married in Canada and living together in Chicago and loved each other very much, he had a dark secret. Actually, it wasn't a dark secret, it was a light one. See, he had never told anyone, but secretly he was a sun faery from East Prussia. His parents didn't even know. Ray had gone through his whole life keeping this terrible secret to himself, but now his love for Fraser was making him want to tell him. He couldn't keep any secrets from his beloved Benti anymore. So he decided to tell him.

"Um... Fraser?"

"Yes, Ray my love?"

"I... uh, I kinda gots something to tell ya."

"I'd be glad to hear it, Ray."

"Uh... well, I'm not so sure about that," Ray mumbled. Fraser was nervous now. What could be so wrong with Ray that he couldn't bring himself to tell his soul-mate?

"Ray?"

"Okay, okay. Um... so you know how I used ta be undercover for Vecchio?"

"Of course Ray. It's how we met. And I must say that I am so thankful everyday that Ray Vecchio got sent into the Mafia and you got sent to me. You changed my life forever with your love and light Ray. You are the key to my soul, Ray. I don't know how I could live without you."

"Right. Um, yeah, but then Vecchio came back and --"

"Ray? Don't you love me too?"

"What? Yeah, a course I do. You know that, Frase. Anyway, what I'm tryin' ta say is that Vecchio and me... well, we ain't the same person. Sometimes I wish we were, cuz that would be a lot easier. I wouldn't have to feel like this. But I guess I'll just have to settle--"

"Oh God," Fraser interrupted. "Nooooo!" His moan was full of such pain and sorrow that Ray's heart almost broke just on instinct. Fraser's blue eyes were filling up with crystalline tears and Ray couldn't stand it anymore.

"Benti? What's wrong, honey? Baby, tell me what's wrong!"

"I- I," Ben sobbed, "I can't believe you're leaving me for Ray Vecchio!"

"What!?" Ray yelped.

"That's what you've been trying to tell me. You didn't think I'd like it that you've gotten tired of me and are moving on to your former alter ego and my former partner. Well guess what, Ray. You were RIGHT! I don't like it! I think my soul is dying a little right now."

"No, Frase, NO! I love you so much and I would never ever ever leave you. No! What I'm tryin' to tell ya is that I'm a sun faery from East Prussia!"

"Y- y- you are?" Frase gulped down his tears.

"Yeah, Frase. I was born in Allenstein in 1897, but my magic powers transported me to here one day accidentally after I had four too many shots of sliwowica."

"Oh." Fraser wiped the snot from his nose and hiccuped. "So you're not leaving me for Ray Vecchio?"

"No Benti! I will never leave you, especially not for that Style Pig."

Benton's beautiful grey eyes wobbled fiercely and a wavery smile broke out all over his face. "If I'm not mistaken, Ray, Allenstein is now call Olsztyn and located in northern Poland."

"Yep, Frase. That's where I got that whole 'Kowalski' thing goin' on. This isn't even really my real accent. I haf bin hiding mein true ahccent from du for all zhese yirs. Really I tahk like zis. Iz very gut to tell you zis finally, Fraser. I feel like mein heart ist free now. Zhere ist nozing holding uz back now. Ve kan love each ozzer as ve vere meant to from beginning of time."

"Oh Ray, I'm so happy!" Fraser's eyes filled with tears of a different kind now: tears of joy. "I had always secretly hoped that you were magic, but I scarcely dared to dream that one day all my wishes would come true, as they have today!" Drops of pure bliss poured down his manly face and Ray collected them with his tongue, savouring each and every one of them. "I love you so much, my little Ray of sunshine!"

Ray giggled at Fraser's secret punny pet name for him, like he always did. Then he realised something. "Hey, Frase! Now that's extra funny because I really am a sun faery!"

Fraser laughed and sighed. Happily, that is. How had he ever ended up with such a gorgeous, perfect, wonderful man such as Ray? He walked up to Ray and kissed him lovingly in the mouth. Ray groaned and put his hands on Fraser's butt. He had been scared before, but now he just wanted to penetrate Fraser with his faery prick. They went into the bedroom and Fraser took off all his clothes. Ray did too and then they were both naked.

"Hey, you don't have wings, do you?" asked Fraser, his gorgeous green eyes shining like cellophane.

"No, Frase. Sun faeries don't fly. We levitate on photons from the sun. We can even through travel space on solar winds."

"That's amazing," Fraser said.

Ray nodded and put his dick in Fraser's ass, but he lubed it first because he loved him and didn't want to hurt him, even though it still did a little bit, but Fraser never told him, so he didn't know. Ray thrust deeper and deeper, feeling his magic finally release from where it had been trapped in his soul. He could feel his lover beneath him panting and thrusting.

"Oh yeah, Benti baby," he crowed. "Ooh, yeah that's good."

Ben grunted in pleasure. He loved when Ray pounded into him and it was even better now that he knew that Ray was a faery. He came on the bed, but luckily he had remembered to put a towel there, so he didn't make a mess. Ray felt Ben cum and that made him cum too. He could feel his magic surge and a bolt zipped out of his ass and flew across the city. But both Ray and Fraser were too wrapped up in each other, murmuring and cooing, to notice. Ray noticed that Fraser's hazel eyes were content and sleepy looking. Suddenly they filled up with tears as Fraser thought how lucky he was to have a lover like Ray. Secretly, Ray was thinking the same thing and his eyes started to leak, too.

"I love ya, Fraser," Ray whispered.

"And I you Ray," Fraser responded. "Thank you for loving me."

"You're welcome."

They lay there holding each other in their tears of joy until they fell asleep in each others' arms.

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Turnbull did notice the bolt of ass-magic though, because it hit him right in the chest. He staggered and then straightened up. Suddenly he felt something. He was very hungry. I need lasagne, he thought. I will die if I don't find lasagne in the next 45 minutes. Luckily he remembered that Ray Vecchio was cooking lasagne at the Vecchio household to help himself get over divorcing Stella. I'll just go over there, Turnbull thought. But I can't go empty handed! That would be so rude! So quickly he knitted a beautiful green sweater that would compliment Ray Vecchio's eyes and hair. Well, his eyes at least. Now he'll let me have lasagne for sure! Turnbull thought excitedly. He took Dief, who had been entrusted to his care for the weekend and walked the 73 blocks to the Vecchio house. Vecchio answered the door dressed in a frilly apron covered in flowers and ricotta cheese. Turnbull barely managed to resist the urge to nibble all the cheese off him. Ricotta was one of his favourite cheeses. Actually, all kinds of cheese were his favourite type.

"Turnbull!" exclaimed Ray, "What brings you here?"

"I brought you this sweater and I hope you will give me some lasagne in return," Turnbull said gleefully.

"Sure!" said Vecchio. "I've made five trays already, so there should be enough for you and the wolf." He let Dief and Turnbull in and then went back to the kitchen. He hung up his apron and brought some lasagne out to the table. Turnbull really wanted him to try on the sweater, just to make sure it fit and that's when the trouble started. See, Turnbull had made the sweater out of spun moose fur and now that Vecchio was wearing it, Dief's wolfy instincts took over and he tried to attack Vecchio and bring him down. Turnbull squealed and flung himself on the floor, grabbing Dief around the hind legs. He dragged him out to the porch and then quickly shut the door. Then he ran back to Vecchio.

"Oh no! Are you okay?" he tweeted, feeling Vecchio all over.

"Yeah. You grabbed him just in time, " Vecchio responded. Turnbull sighed happily and kissed Vecchio suddenly. To his immense delight, Vecchio started kissing him back.

"Wow," Vecchio said after they broke apart. "I didn't know I was gay until you kissed me, but now I know I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Renny."

"I love you, Ray Vecchio," mumbled Turnbull as he snuffled at Ray's neck.

"Love you too, Renny. Love you, too," Ray groaned as they continued to make out on the couch until Frannie came home, but she was just happy that her brother had found his true love and that he had made her favourite kind of lasagne.

No flames, ok you guys?

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