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Title: Single White Mountie
Author: Kat
Warnings: Seriously, seriously NC-17. Watch out for the netspeak. And I cannot apologise enough for either.
Prompt: Benton Fraser has an evil identical twin. Who has just shown up in Chicago, seeking revenge against Benton over the 'lichen incident.' Will Benton be able to thwart his twin's plans before they cost him his job? Or worse, his hopes for a closer relationship with Ray? Warnings: angst, abuse of pizza
Prompt written by:

ifreet
Length: 1,046 words.

How shall I begin this story?

Well you see, my name is Benton Fraser. I am a member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police also known as the Mounties, and you can call me Ben. I am going to tell you about the day that my entire life was turned upside down and how I finally got to make love to my boyfriend Stanley Kowalski.

One day I was sitting at my computer in my office thinking of my Stanley. I thought of his spiky blonde hair and, his penetrating blue eyes the color of clear shimmering water. He had a tattoo on his arm that I loved to look at when he flexed his muscles as he ran chasing after dastardly criminals. I had lately begun to have urges.....urges to put my tool of procreation into his beautiful rear flower.

We were already boyfriends then, since the day that we were changing to go undercover and I noticed his staring at my penis. He saw me looking and turned red, he was so beautiful. I could not help but let him get on his knees and admire my purple-headed warrior with his mouth. Ever since then we have been together. But not in this the most intimate of ways.

See I could only think of the last time I had given into my one-eyed mounting machine's desires. Whenever I came close to it, I would flash back.......

*****************TWO YEARS AGO***********************

I walked inside and saw a letter on my desk inside the Consulate. I puzzled over it, it had no return address. I took my knife out and cut a slit in the top, and out fell a letter. I recognized that handwriting, handwriting so pulchritudinous that it could have come from only one person.

"Ben," it said. "I have met someone. The love of my life. I love him more than you, because he is a lot like you but has never put me in jail....."

I sunk back against the wall and cried, letting the letter fall from my hands like a snowflake in the coldest arctic winter.

****************THE PRESENT**************************

But anyway, I was sitting there at my computer thinking of my Stanley when suddenly I heard the sound of my AOL Instant Messenger -- a friend had come online! I eagerly sought the screen name of my dearest and lo, there he was.....

xxxshkbadguys69: hi

RCMP Boi: Hi Stan.

xxxshkbadguys69: wassup

RCMP Boi: Oh nothing. What is going up there?

xxxshkbadguys69: n/m
xxxshkbadguys69: benton can i ask u something kind of personal

RCMP Boi: Of course Stan, anything I'm always here for you.

xxxshkbadguys69: why don't you ever f**k me???
xxxshkbadguys69: hello

RCMP Boi: Oh Stan Stan Stan Stan Stan Stan.

xxxshkbadguys69: i really want u to and u never do
xxxshkbadguys69: i don't understnad
xxxshkbadguys69: don't u love me

RCMP Boi: Oh Stanley. Nothing would make me happier than to penetrate your most secret of places.
RCMP Boi: But you have to understand why I havent yet.

Suddenly I was invited to a chat room. I was intrigued, and clicked the link, not knowing the heartbreak that lurked just ahead........

RCMP Boi has just entered room "secret chat."
xxxshkbadguys69 has just entered room "secret chat."

fraser2: hey.

xxxshkbadguys69: hi

RCMP Boi: Hello.

xxxshkbadguys69: listen u interrupted something important could this be quick

fraser2: 1st thing's 1st.
fraser2: do you remember me................BENTON?>!!

RCMP Boi: Um no, I'm afraid not.
RCMP Boi: Wait. How did you know my name??

fraser2: i know a lot more than that!
fraser2: i know you very well!!!!
fraser2: in fact, you could even say i'm your OTHER HALF
fraser2: the better half, Victoria used to moan at night

RCMP Boi: No! You can't be!!

fraser2: I am!!!!!!

xxxshkbadguys69: wtf

RCMP Boi: Stan, this is my twin brother Bob Jr.

xxxshkbadguys69: oh noes
xxxshkbadguys69: fraser u have a twin and u never told me!!!!
xxxshkbadguys69: what happened 2 partners?!?!?!?!
xxxshkbadguys69: what happened 2 sharing?>!!!?!?!

RCMP Boi: Stan wait, please, permit me to explain the situation perhaps with an illuminating Inuit tale.

xxxshkbadguys69: no!!!!!!! this is why you won't give it 2 me in my sweet @$$!!! you don't even love me enough 2 tell me about ur twin!

RCMP Boi: Ray.
RCMP Boi: Ray.
RCMP Boi: RAY.
RCMP Boi: Ray!
RCMP Boi: Ray?

xxxshkbadguys69 has left the room "secret chat."

fraser2: Mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

RCMP Boi: How could you do this to me your own brother?!

fraser2: it is simple, I have never forgiven you for the time you snuck lichen into my bottle
fraser2: From that moment on I swore vengeance
fraser2: That is why i went out to make my way in the world and plotted to destroy you

RCMP Boi: When you were two?

fraser2: we Frasers are motivated

RCMP Boi: My Stanley!!!!!

fraser2: he will never forgive you now!

I signed off in a hurry and ran for the door. My beloved was somewhere out there, hurting from my betrayal.

****************RAY'S APARTMENT*************

Fraser snuck in quietly and saw Ray standing at the window, naked, with his back to him. Tears glistened on his well-defined cheekbones as he chewed sadly on a slice of pizza. Fraser was so upset, until he saw that Ray had an erection and a glimmer of hope flashed in his heart. Silently, he took off his pants, freeing his throbbing member. He got behind Ray, slammed his hot love rod into the blonde, and yelled "Surprise!"

Ray gasped and began to moan as Fraser stuck his penis in and out. "Oh, Fraser, I never dreamed it would be so good!" he said between moans. Fraser bounced Ray up and down with every move of his hard Mountie muscles. Fraser could hear the squish of pizza cheese against Ray's stomach, where it had dropped upon Fraser's entrance.

"Have you ever done this before?" Fraser asked.

"You know I haven't, please, harder!" Ray replied.

Fraser kept at him with his hard dick. Squish squish squish, went the cheese. Then his engorged love wand pulsed and he cummed.

So did Ray a few seconds later, and they lay down in a heap of sweat and pineapple and pizza crust.

"Benton, I forgive you..... I know now how much you love me," Ray sobbed, his emotions overcoming him.

"Yes, he does," said Fraser absentmindedly.

"Huh???" Ray asked.

Bob Fraser Jr. slowly took out from behind his back a large butcher knife. "And this will hurt him more than anything......."

TO BE CONTINUED?????