Gross Out Challenge by chesamus
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ds_flashfictionTitle: An Acquired Taste
Author: chesamus
Pairing: F/K
Rating: R?
Summary: Did he or didn't he? Ray doesn't want to know.
Notes: 523 words. Hello! No, I’ve not been kidnapped, hospitalized, or operating under an assumed name, just beyond busy. My first thought on this challenge lasted long enough to convince me I wasn’t going to ease my way back into dS with this particular subject. Fortunately, I had a second thought. One hopes it was a good one. One also hopes she remembers how to do this...
The only reaching out hand I found up north was Fraser’s. Didn’t mind that—Fraser and me were just meant that way—but it took some getting used to. I loved Fraser more than anything, but I didn’t know beans about what that meant.
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“Gaaah!” I was off the bed and flat against the wall before Fraser could close his mouth. “What the fuck was that?”
He blinked. “That was analingus—”
“I know what it was, idiot. But that’s just—just—Jesus, why did you do that?”
“I thought you’d like it, Ray.”
“Not even close—I know you’ll lick anything, but that’s disgusting!”
“I don’t understand why you think so, Ray. You’re extremely sensitive there, and you enjoy being stimulated anally.”
“Well, yeah, but, fingers and stuff—not—not—I mean, damn, Fraser, you kiss me with that mouth!”
“And I gather your disgust means I’ll never be allowed to do so again?” How can he look indignant while sitting stark naked on my bed?
“Well, no, I mean, yeah, once you brush your teeth and gargle for an hour or so, yeah, you can kiss me.” He’s absolutely nuts—like I’d give that up?
“Don’t be silly, Ray. I was speaking of the other. After all, many men find it quite enjoyable. I do.”
“Well you’ve had more practice, then. I never... It’s just been you and Stella and she—we never...”
Yeah, I know. Kick-ass cop, bad boy, world weary, excitable hair. I have a rep I work hard to maintain. But my image was part of being undercover. I only knew what I’d read. Never did undercover for vice, you know? Oh, I could fake my way through a game of craps, knew what uncut china white looked liked, but I didn’t do the sex trade work. Married guys rarely did—made the home life a bit easier that way, particularly since The Stella was part of the system. Kinda freaked me out that Fraser knew more about this stuff than I did.
Must have freaked him out a bit, too, judging from the expression on his face. “But Ray, you were together for twenty years! Surely in all that time...”
I love the guy but man, he can be such a moron.
“You remember my ex, right? Blonde, designer suits, does a great imitation of an ice sculpture?”
“I’m certain she has any number of redeeming qualities.”
“None of which included that. Seriously, Ben, what planet are you from that you think The Stella would ever stick her tongue up my ass?”
“Then I imagine Ray Vecchio will be greatly disappointed.”
Oh Christ - I did not want to know. And then I looked at him—gorgeous, naked, and smirking. Bastard.
He started laughing, and then I started laughing, and pretty soon I was on the floor, and he was flopped over on his back, and the bed was shaking, and I was wiping my eyes and trying to catch my breathe.
“You are such an asshole.”
He sat up and grinned down at me. “I’ve had practice, Ray.”
Author: chesamus
Pairing: F/K
Rating: R?
Summary: Did he or didn't he? Ray doesn't want to know.
Notes: 523 words. Hello! No, I’ve not been kidnapped, hospitalized, or operating under an assumed name, just beyond busy. My first thought on this challenge lasted long enough to convince me I wasn’t going to ease my way back into dS with this particular subject. Fortunately, I had a second thought. One hopes it was a good one. One also hopes she remembers how to do this...
The only reaching out hand I found up north was Fraser’s. Didn’t mind that—Fraser and me were just meant that way—but it took some getting used to. I loved Fraser more than anything, but I didn’t know beans about what that meant.
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“Gaaah!” I was off the bed and flat against the wall before Fraser could close his mouth. “What the fuck was that?”
He blinked. “That was analingus—”
“I know what it was, idiot. But that’s just—just—Jesus, why did you do that?”
“I thought you’d like it, Ray.”
“Not even close—I know you’ll lick anything, but that’s disgusting!”
“I don’t understand why you think so, Ray. You’re extremely sensitive there, and you enjoy being stimulated anally.”
“Well, yeah, but, fingers and stuff—not—not—I mean, damn, Fraser, you kiss me with that mouth!”
“And I gather your disgust means I’ll never be allowed to do so again?” How can he look indignant while sitting stark naked on my bed?
“Well, no, I mean, yeah, once you brush your teeth and gargle for an hour or so, yeah, you can kiss me.” He’s absolutely nuts—like I’d give that up?
“Don’t be silly, Ray. I was speaking of the other. After all, many men find it quite enjoyable. I do.”
“Well you’ve had more practice, then. I never... It’s just been you and Stella and she—we never...”
Yeah, I know. Kick-ass cop, bad boy, world weary, excitable hair. I have a rep I work hard to maintain. But my image was part of being undercover. I only knew what I’d read. Never did undercover for vice, you know? Oh, I could fake my way through a game of craps, knew what uncut china white looked liked, but I didn’t do the sex trade work. Married guys rarely did—made the home life a bit easier that way, particularly since The Stella was part of the system. Kinda freaked me out that Fraser knew more about this stuff than I did.
Must have freaked him out a bit, too, judging from the expression on his face. “But Ray, you were together for twenty years! Surely in all that time...”
I love the guy but man, he can be such a moron.
“You remember my ex, right? Blonde, designer suits, does a great imitation of an ice sculpture?”
“I’m certain she has any number of redeeming qualities.”
“None of which included that. Seriously, Ben, what planet are you from that you think The Stella would ever stick her tongue up my ass?”
“Then I imagine Ray Vecchio will be greatly disappointed.”
Oh Christ - I did not want to know. And then I looked at him—gorgeous, naked, and smirking. Bastard.
He started laughing, and then I started laughing, and pretty soon I was on the floor, and he was flopped over on his back, and the bed was shaking, and I was wiping my eyes and trying to catch my breathe.
“You are such an asshole.”
He sat up and grinned down at me. “I’ve had practice, Ray.”
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Date: 2007-02-04 01:05 am (UTC)And also for the funny; this ficlet made me chuckle and grin like a moron. Thanks for posting, and I hope you're back in dS with a vengence!
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Date: 2007-02-04 01:38 am (UTC)Thanks - vengeance is mine!
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Date: 2007-02-04 01:45 am (UTC)I just don't know where the time went, ya know? It's been more than a year since I posted! Ah well, the hard part is done, so now that I know I can still write (and post the darn thing correctly), I'll be a bit more semi-regular. Thanks.
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Date: 2007-02-04 02:25 am (UTC)“Gaaah!” I was off the bed and flat against the wall before Fraser could close his mouth.
*dies laughing*
“Then I imagine Ray Vecchio will be greatly disappointed.”
FTW!!
Hilarious! Love it.
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Date: 2007-02-04 03:34 am (UTC)If you've ever seen the movie "You Can't Take It With You," there's a scene where James Stewart is dining with Jean Arthur and he's talking about a scream that has to be let out. Thisself-imposed exile pretty much ended the same way. I missed writing snark, man - just had to get a fix!
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Date: 2007-02-04 03:30 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2007-02-04 06:01 am (UTC)Odd that there aren't more of these out there, 'cause upon first thought of this-Ewwww. Yet, you always see them loving it.
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Date: 2007-02-04 02:18 pm (UTC)*rolls off my chair laughing*
Date: 2007-02-04 09:04 am (UTC)Re: *rolls off my chair laughing*
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Date: 2007-02-04 09:31 am (UTC)GREAT! \o/
“Then I imagine Ray Vecchio will be greatly disappointed.”
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Date: 2007-02-04 02:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-04 09:33 am (UTC)He sat up and grinned down at me. “I’ve had practice, Ray.”
Yay Fraser! ;)
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Date: 2007-02-04 02:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-04 11:30 am (UTC)That was awesome, and gross, and the bickering is getting me hot (like that's new)...
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Date: 2007-02-05 10:39 pm (UTC)And since Fraser can talk anyone into anything, we all know Ray will end up loving it. :)
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Date: 2007-02-19 11:48 pm (UTC)Vee
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