Oops by A. Kite for the Gross out Challenge

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Title: Oops
Author: A. Kite
Pairing: Vaguely F/K
Rating: G for gross

I wrote this as comment fic for shayheyred, and at her urging, I'm posting it here.

Oops

Ray rummaged around in the refrigerator looking for that last bottle of beer. He knew it was in there. He'd stashed it behind the ketchup, but it looked like Fraser had been there organizing again. Behind the ketchup was a plastic bottle with something yellow looking in it.

What was it? Wine? He never seen wine in a plastic bottle, but wine came in a box these day, so you never know. He took the lid off the bottle and dabbed his finger in it. Just as he brought it to his mouth, Fraser walked into the kitchen.

"No, Ray! Don't!"

Ray jumped and dropped the bottle, spilling whatever it was all over the floor.

Fraser groaned. "Now I have to get another urine sample from Dief."

Comments

[bluebrocade.livejournal.com]

gah! :D

[akite.livejournal.com]

Pretty gross, eh? *g*

[sharon28.livejournal.com]

I like this, it's really funny:)

[akite.livejournal.com]

Thank you kindly. *g*

[eledhwenlin]

*snicker*

[akite.livejournal.com]

*g* Thanks.

[viciouscats.livejournal.com]

Heee, that's certainly "oops"!

[akite.livejournal.com]

*nods* Thank you.

[sallye.livejournal.com]

urk! maybe next time, he'll remember to give it the sniff test first!

[akite.livejournal.com]

Ha, ha! I made you look. Yeah, the sniff test would have told him that wasn't wine.

[neverseenthesky.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, Oops! :D

[akite.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it amused you. Thanks for commenting.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

You did it!
I am such a wicked instigator.

[akite.livejournal.com]

*nods* You are, you are.

[chvickers.livejournal.com]

Oh that's hilarious.

I know someone who once pulled out this little bottle, saw the words "white wine" on it, poured herself a drink, then woke up the house shouting. Apparently she didn't notice the word "vinegar" on the label.

[akite.livejournal.com]

Ewww...that's almost as gross as dog pee. *g* Thanks for reading and commenting.

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Hee! Oops, indeed! :-D

And poor Fraser! Because anyone who's ever had to collect a urine sample from a dog can tell you that it's no picnic. *g*

[akite.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine. Thank goodness. *g*

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

Hee! (And see? See? Fic! There! *points*)

[akite.livejournal.com]

I know! Isn't great? Well, I know not great literature, but it feels good to write something.

[dessert-first.livejournal.com]

Bwah! And ew. I think you win at the gross-out factor of the gross-out challenge. I'm so grateful Fraser stopped him in time.

[akite.livejournal.com]

I think you win at the gross-out factor of the gross-out challenge.

Yay? /o\

I'm so grateful Fraser stopped him in time.

Yes, but they still have to clean up mess. Ew...

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Poor Ray.

[akite.livejournal.com]

*nods* Poor all of them. They have to clean up the mess and get another urine sample.

[kill-claudio.livejournal.com]

Eeeew!

For a short fic this has a lot of impact. And I'd have to agree that you win at grossness. \o/

[akite.livejournal.com]

Hee. Thanks. What a dubious distinction, I win at grossness. *g*

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Hee! You are wicked!

[akite.livejournal.com]

Don't blame me. This is all shayheyred's fault. *g*