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ds_flashfictionBecause I couldn't think of anything sensible to write: A Drabble (with apologies to The Wizard of Oz).
"Could you hand me the shower gel, if it's not inconv . . . what's wrong, Ray?"
"Uh . . . Fraser? I don't think we're alone in here."
"Ray, I'm certain I locked the front door when we came home this evening."
"That's what I thought, but there's an old guy in here. He's wearing a funny hat and grinning at me."
"Ah."
"It still drives me nuts when you do that. You know that, right?"
"Nice tattoo your Yank's got, son."
(Sighing) "I can't believe you've picked this precise moment to re-appear in my life. Ray, pay no attention to the man behind the . . . ."
"Could you hand me the shower gel, if it's not inconv . . . what's wrong, Ray?"
"Uh . . . Fraser? I don't think we're alone in here."
"Ray, I'm certain I locked the front door when we came home this evening."
"That's what I thought, but there's an old guy in here. He's wearing a funny hat and grinning at me."
"Ah."
"It still drives me nuts when you do that. You know that, right?"
"Nice tattoo your Yank's got, son."
(Sighing) "I can't believe you've picked this precise moment to re-appear in my life. Ray, pay no attention to the man behind the . . . ."
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