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ds_flashfictionBecause I couldn't think of anything sensible to write: A Drabble (with apologies to The Wizard of Oz).
"Could you hand me the shower gel, if it's not inconv . . . what's wrong, Ray?"
"Uh . . . Fraser? I don't think we're alone in here."
"Ray, I'm certain I locked the front door when we came home this evening."
"That's what I thought, but there's an old guy in here. He's wearing a funny hat and grinning at me."
"Ah."
"It still drives me nuts when you do that. You know that, right?"
"Nice tattoo your Yank's got, son."
(Sighing) "I can't believe you've picked this precise moment to re-appear in my life. Ray, pay no attention to the man behind the . . . ."
"Could you hand me the shower gel, if it's not inconv . . . what's wrong, Ray?"
"Uh . . . Fraser? I don't think we're alone in here."
"Ray, I'm certain I locked the front door when we came home this evening."
"That's what I thought, but there's an old guy in here. He's wearing a funny hat and grinning at me."
"Ah."
"It still drives me nuts when you do that. You know that, right?"
"Nice tattoo your Yank's got, son."
(Sighing) "I can't believe you've picked this precise moment to re-appear in my life. Ray, pay no attention to the man behind the . . . ."
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Date: 2003-05-20 09:48 pm (UTC)I'm just shrieking with laughter! "Nice tattoo" indeed! Now I want to do the Threesome challenge! For exactly this kind of thing!
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Date: 2003-05-21 04:53 am (UTC)I love when that happens! And thank you.
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Date: 2003-05-21 02:58 am (UTC)Well, you know what they say -- if you can't write soemthing sensible, come sit by me. Or something.
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Date: 2003-05-21 03:38 am (UTC)My grin just keeps gettin' bigger and bigger. If it splits my face in half, you're getting my plastic surgery bill!
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Date: 2003-05-21 04:58 am (UTC)Re:
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Date: 2003-05-21 04:59 am (UTC)Thanks, hon.
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Date: 2003-05-21 04:59 am (UTC)it's wonderful!
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Date: 2003-05-21 05:12 am (UTC)*g*
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Date: 2003-05-21 06:18 am (UTC)>but there's an old guy in here. He's wearing a funny hat and grinning at me<
It's innovative and hilarious. Hee!
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Date: 2003-05-21 06:32 am (UTC)Thanks, kist; I'm glad you liked it.
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Date: 2003-05-22 05:51 am (UTC)-R
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