well, i couldn't not answer my own challenge, right?

[axiom_of_stripe]

i swear to you, this was not on my mind when i suggested curtains. this just...happened.

*****

Curtainfic Drabble-and-a-half: Sir

So after that debacle, I end up wasting my evening on paperwork and anticipation, looking over my shoulder for the lieutenant every two minutes 'til I get the summons. I hate waiting, but I suck in my stomach and put my chin up and keep on waiting while Welsh deliberately closes the blinds over each window. As the last one closes I catch Fraser's worried stare through the slats. I bet the Mountie thinks I'm in big trouble now.

"You really like causing me trouble, Vecchio," Welsh says, circling around me.

I give him my best cocky grin. "Everybody's got a talent," I say. And then, because causing trouble is only one of my talents and not in fact the one that Welsh closed the blinds in order to discuss, I get down on my knees right there in his office, lick my lips, and start undoing his belt buckle.

END

Comments

[darthfox.livejournal.com]

aaah! aaah! my eyes!

[axiom_of_stripe]

muahahahahaha!

[dsudis.livejournal.com]

Oh my holy god...

[axiom_of_stripe]

no, the choirboys story is the vecchio/zuko at the other end of the hall. go back, turn right, third door down. ;)

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeee! Rentboy Ray! Pimp Masta Daddy Welsh! Save me!

(I kind of really dig it. Help. Meeee.)

[axiom_of_stripe]

Save me!

it is far, far too late.

I kind of really dig it.

you see?

[mei-x.livejournal.com]

Oh my. *g*

[axiom_of_stripe]

::bows::

[beledibabe.livejournal.com]

Eeeep! ::heading for the hills::

Unclean! Unclean!

[axiom_of_stripe]

there is no escape!

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. Goodness!

(and really? Why shouldn't he get a little...attention. Everyone *else* has. *g*)

[axiom_of_stripe]

Why shouldn't he get a little...attention.

indeed! it's only fair.

[axiom_of_stripe]

Well I hope your happy, Missy, because now I'm going to need extensive psychotherapy to get THAT particular image out of my brain!

::is happy::

On the other hand...Welsh deserves a little action too. Lord knows everyone else is boffing like bunnies...

you see? i've got you too! muahahahaha!

[akite.livejournal.com]

Of course you couldn't not answer your own challenge. I got almost as much of a kick out of the responses so far than I did the story. I have to agree, Welsh needs some too every once in a while.

[axiom_of_stripe]

yay! thank you! :)

More therapy, please

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard I was weeping, and then stopped, as I realized that somehow, someway, in some previously untapped area of my admittedly warped brain, I kinda find this. . .

. . .provocative.

Re: More therapy, please

[axiom_of_stripe]

muahahahahahaha...er. i mean, yes, indeed, an interesting subject to contemplate, isn't it? ;)

Heh

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

Right. Welsh has had his, Frannie's had her moments, Stella's had hers, Bob got some, Buck had spotlight... I say it's time for Huey and Dewey porn. You know you want to.

Re: Heh

[axiom_of_stripe]

I say it's time for Huey and Dewey porn. You know you want to.

oh no. not it! not it!

[tikiaceae.livejournal.com]

...


oh yeah.

[axiom_of_stripe]

you know it! ;)

Loves him like a son . . .

[(Anonymous)]

Only better.

EEEEEE!

Actually, I kinda like "I can make it up to you" Ray, but Fraser might not be so happy about it.:-)

Karen

Re: Loves him like a son . . .

[axiom_of_stripe]

much, much better....

i'll bet there are ways of making fraser happy.

[axiom_of_stripe]

you know he is, though. all that patriarchy has to go somewhere....

btw i love your sexy icon very much :)

isn't michael parkes great?

[axiom_of_stripe]

he does: http://www.theworldofmichaelparkes.com/

gorgeous stuff! lots of nudity, or i'd use more in my journal. an odd obsession with leda and the swan, but there's worse artistic crosses to bear.

ooh. new since last i browsed. i feel icons coming on.