who knew?

May. 27th, 2003 03:23 pm
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[identity profile] doll-revolution.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] ds_flashfiction
huh? who knew that this 'threesome' challenge would turn into a personal journey of introspective self-examination? but it has. apparently, i have a thing. but enjoy yourselves anyway.



His eyes met hers, and then she ducked her head and turned away. Was she being coy? Shy? Uninterested? He narrowed his eyes and stalked towards her, knowing he would soon find out.

He cornered her by the couch and moved into her personal space, staring intently. Oh, yeah. He could feel the heat, the need, pouring off of her. Hell, he could smell it on her. Oh, yeah. She wanted it.

No time like the present. He caught her eye and cocked his head at the couch, his unspoken question apparent. In response, she got on the couch, and then, on all fours, looked at him over her shoulder, her glance hot and searing.

In a flash he was up behind her, draped across her back. He teased her for a moment, his tongue barely circling her ear, as he imagined how good it was going to be; how tight, how hot, how wet she’d feel. Then, just as he shifted his hips to fuck her from behind like the bitch that she was, his ears were assailed by the screeching voice of Francesca Vecchio.

“EEEWWW! Bad, Dief, bad Ante! Not on Ray’s couch! Bad, bad dogs!” And just like that, the object of his affections was cruelly torn from him, and locked in the inner sanctum of Ray’s bedroom.

Dief rolled on his back, paws in the air, completely defeated. From across the room, like burning coals on the fire of his humiliation, he could hear the derisive laughter of his mortal enemy the turtle.

Someday, Dief vowed, someday. . .



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Date: 2003-05-27 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenboo.livejournal.com
I am currently in my cubicle at work, tears streaming down my face from laughing and trying not to attract the attention of the people around me.

That turtle is going to get it...poor Dief! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
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Date: 2003-05-27 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dolimir-k.livejournal.com
Girl, you crack me up!!!

Date: 2003-05-27 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thermidor.livejournal.com
look, Ray! Derisive Turtles!

hee! that was fun!

Date: 2003-05-27 03:38 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com
Any use of The Turtle always makes me happy. He and Dief strike me as having major Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote potential. Thanks so much for making me snort.

Date: 2003-05-27 03:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akite.livejournal.com
Oh lordt, doll. I'm going to be giggling all evening now. It was wonderfully hilarious. Poor Dief.

Date: 2003-05-27 03:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] akite.livejournal.com
lordt? sheesh, sorry about that. I was trying to type oh lordy.

Date: 2003-05-27 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ardent-muses.livejournal.com
Oh dear. This was HYSTERICAL! Wonderful job. I like your Dief-voice, too. :)

Date: 2003-05-28 03:22 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com
This is so good for sooo many reasons.

The best of which is...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Date: 2003-05-28 08:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tikiaceae.livejournal.com
why, why, oh why, don't i have internet connection at home!

people are staring at me funny...
i think i made weird noises without realising...

he could hear the derisive laughter of his mortal enemy the turtle.

but how could i not!?

Re:

Date: 2003-05-28 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tikiaceae.livejournal.com
hmmm...

i had a turtle. once upon a time...

actually had TWO turtles. one died. replaced the other with a tiny cute one...

the big one bit off the lil' one's head...


so yeah, i guess turtles are evil...

Date: 2003-05-29 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I never knew the true trials and tribulations of puppy love!;-)

Karen

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