Self-insertion challenge, by keerawa

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

Title: Overheard
Author: keerawa
Pairing: RayK/Fraser
Rating: PG-13
Length: 200 words
Notes: Written for llassah, who was secretly hoping someone will write a cringey but hot sex scene self insertion. Unbetaed. Shameless.

A muffled gasp, followed by the sound of lapping, like a cat at its saucer, and the quiet, shurring sound of a zipper being done up.

"Jesus, Frase, I can't believe you just did that in the middle of the park."

"Well, Ray, there wasn't time to get you to the apartment and back in time for your deposition, and this is a very secluded spot. Diefenbaker? Diefenbaker! Dief – oh dear."

"Hello."

"What is this? You some kind of Peeping Tom, lady?"

"No. I didn’t peek."

"You just listened to us? So you’re a … a … what's the word, Fraser?"

"I'm not certain there is a word for that, Ray. I suppose you could use 'audiophile', but the connotations –"

"You're a perv. A creepy listening-in perv."

"I was here first. It's not my fault you picked the other side of my tree. At first I didn't know what you were doing, and then it just seemed rude to interrupt."

"Ray, perhaps we should just let bygones be bygones?"

"Alright, alright. But if you try anything funny, I will press charges, you got that!"

"Wouldn't dream of it."

"Next time, Fraser, we go someplace private. The supply closet, maybe."

Comments

[akamine_chan]

Thanks, keerawa. That's just what I wanted to do, snort coffee. Now I'm never gonna get to sleep. Geez, that stings!

Lotta fun, though.

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Thanks, akamine_chan.

[eledhwenlin]

Heh. Go you. ;) And now all the details, please.

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

What, you want a podfic, "Sounds of Chicago Wildlife"?

[eledhwenlin]

Yes! :D

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

HEE! *dies*

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Thanks, malnpudl.

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

That was cute :D

'You're a perv. A creepy listening-in perv.' hahaha

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

I have made us all creepy listening-in pervs! Thanks!

[china_shop]

Heeee! Awesome!

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

Glad you had fun, china_shop! Perfect icon for the occasion, too.

[luzula]

Hee, that was fun.

"Next time, Fraser, we go someplace private. The supply closet, maybe."

And that's the perfect ending. They really have only themselves to blame.

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

That's right! I was innocent!

[llassah.livejournal.com]

ahahahahahaha ♥

marry me? Awesome!

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

Heh, thought you'd enjoy it.

[springwoof.livejournal.com]

hee!

apparently somebody had to do it...

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

Best to get the suspense over with, just jump into the cringe with both feet.

[akite.livejournal.com]

Hee! Now I'll go to work giggly. Thank you.

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

*grins* You're welcome!

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

OMG, who WOULDN'T? Yum.

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

Heh. So you didn't you feel the least bit guilty when Ray accused me/you/us of being creepy listening-in pervs?

[meresy.livejournal.com]

Hee! Win. *giggles*

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Meresy. That was fun.

[green-grrl.livejournal.com]

Heee! I think we ALL would have done that. (Well, we're all pervs.) :-D

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

Perv and proud! Thanks for the comment, green_grrl.

[dugrival.livejournal.com]

Heh! Well it would have been rude to interrupt. Very thoughtful of you.

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

It only takes a moment to be courteous. Well. Half-hour, tops.

[brigantine.livejournal.com]

*cackle* Delightful!

"Wouldn't dream of it."

This is where I picture you biting your lip, torn between earnest reassurance and just busting out laughing.

The voices are perfect! :D

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

I totally was! And what's so cool is that you HEARD that without a single dialog tag, physical description, adjective or adverb.

[hurry-sundown.livejournal.com]

Gatorade does not feel good coming out of one's nose. I thought you might be interested to know that.

"I'm not certain there is a word for that, Ray."

Excellent, baybee!

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

Teehee! One coffee and one Gatorade. I give myself points for liquids forced into uncomfortable places.

[nos4a2no9.livejournal.com]

Peaches, I am totally disappointed! That was adorable and funny and not at all cringe-worthy! Where is the awkward self-insertion sex? Simply listening can't count, surely?

Okay, fine, I give you points. But I still didn't cringe. Hrrrmph.

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

I compel you into an act of audio-voyeurism, and then you listen in on me being berated for the exact crime you are yourself guilty of, and you didn't even cringe a little? *sighs* I'll just have to try harder.

*hugs*

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!

At least you took notes. But you didn't peek, even once? You're a saint. I would've looked. :)

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

If I looked, I'd have to feel guilty about it. As it is, I get a delightful experience without any icky moral quandries. Thanks, js!

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

HEE! Perfect.

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks for reading!

[zabira.livejournal.com]

i'm not cringing, yet, keerawa! but i am giggling madly, so i guess that's something. :)

this is pretty much the best eavesdropping first line EVER INVENTED:

A muffled gasp, followed by the sound of lapping, like a cat at its saucer, and the quiet, shurring sound of a zipper being done up.

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

*smiles* I only allowed myself one sentence of non-dialog, so I had to make the most of it. Glad you enjoyed, zabira!

[ichthusfish.livejournal.com]

Oh my! *eyes pop out of sockets*

"At first I didn't know what you were doing, and then it just seemed rude to interrupt."

Hahahaha! Thats just too funny, and yet, so true. There are just some things you don't interupt.

"Next time, Fraser, we go someplace private. The supply closet, maybe."

Is the supply closet private? It's certainly not soundproof. Hehe.

*mind wanders off somewhere it really shouldn't be*

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

You don't interrupt them, and, really, why would you want to? And the supply closet isn't at all private. Thanks for the comment, icthusfish!

[vienna-waits.livejournal.com]

*joins the large group of pervs*
That. was. awesome. \0/ Perviness FTW!

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

There is a voyeuristic aspect to slash. Which, of course, just makes it work that much better for me. *grins* Thanks, Vienna!

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

HEE! This was too cute!

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks for the comment!

[kinetikatrue]

Awesome. This is just US, distilled. Except perhaps a bit more inadvertent. Not at all cringe-worthy.

[keerawa.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Good point. We track them down with voyeuristic intent. Thanks, kinetikatrue!

[kinetikatrue]

Yup. *g* We go out into all the many universes, with our laptops and notebooks, and we track them. We hide in bushes and up fire escapes and behind vans and dumpsters and statuary. We observe really carefully. Because we're all observing, and, while sometimes our datapoints just don't match up at all, we want them to make sense for the most part.

Anyway, yes, you're welcome!