Everything in Season, by HYPERfocused, F/K

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Title: Everything in Season
Author: hyperfocused
Pairing: Fraser/ Ray K
Rating: R/NC-17
Word count: 1034
Summary: A Haiku for each episode title
Notes: I did a sort of similar thing for SGA, and couldn't resist it here.



Call Of The Wild

Fraser thrusts harder
nips the tendon of Ray's neck
Ray (and Dieff) both howl.

Hunting Season

Finding the right gift
is difficult for Fraser
but Ray just wants him.

Say Amen

Ray says prayers by rote
Fraser wrote, "I pray for Ray"
At night, both call "God!"

Dead Men Don't Throw Rice

"Bite the bullet, son,
it's legal in Canada.
Ask for the Yank's hand."

Good for the Soul

"My --late-- father knows."
"Don't you mean 'knew'? Know's what, Frase?"
"He thinks we should marry."

Mountie Sings The Blues

Horns playing, a lone guitar
They're pressed together, dancing
to Chicago's song.

Mojo Rising

"Yep, I've still got it"
Ray thinks, watching Fraser sleep
soft and satisfied.

The Ladies' Man

Frannie sure can flirt
Fraser fends off with finesse
far too friendly femmes.

Odds

Are they or aren't they?
Huey and Dewey argue
Watching them for clues.

Likely Story

""I believe you, Ray.
Bigfoot ate the pemmican
I'd saved for our lunch."

Easy Money

Ray pictures Fraser
as an exotic dancer
in his uniform.

Doctor Longball

Though Fraser prefers
hockey to basketball, Ray's
love is a slam dunk.

Mountie on the Bounty

"Screw the lumberjack,
Fraser. There should be a Mountie
(Like you) on the Bounty.'

Dead Guy Running

Inopportune view
there are some things a father
doesn't need to see.

Perfect Strangers

"Best Friends" at first hug
They've never been strangers. It's
always been perfect.

Asylum

Fraser may lick things
and speak to his dead father
Ray makes him crazy.

Spy Vs. Spy

"No, I won't tell you
Ray's big secret, nor he mine.
Stop guessing, Frannie."

Mountie and Soul

The first time Ray sees
Fraser's dad, he jumps so high
he twists an ankle.

Bounty Hunter

Ray misses shopping
for groceries, fast food and
colored condoms, too.

Seeing is Believing

"They were kissing, Lieu
I saw them with my own eyes."
"Shoulda been working"

Strange Bedfellows

Nothing much weirder
than wolf breath at your neck, and
sleepy Mountie warmth.

I Coulda Been a Defendant (aka Brothers in Arms)

Ray hates days in court
watching Fraser, wanting more.
They can't slip away.

Eclipse

The sun, moon and stars
must have aligned, Ray imagines
he feels so lucky.

Burning Down The House

A candle, the wind
Dieffenbaker barks at them
Everyone's okay.


Flashback

Ray dreams of Stella
Fraser's nightmares are darker
Betrayed don't forget.

Red, White, Or Blue

"Walls should be white, Ray."
"The snow is white. How 'bout red?"
"Like blood?"
"Let's do blue."

The Duel

"Who gets the wet spot?"
" 'Rock, paper, scissors' then, Ray?"
"Oh, just move over."

Body Language

Fraser's body speaks
to Ray. Languid languages
and true fluency.

All The Queen's Horses

Feeling undeserving,
Fraser waits for a great fall,
but Ray will catch him.

White Men Can't Jump To Conclusions

"Someday he'll leave me,"
Fraser knows this, but doesn't
dare beg Ray to stay.

Some Like It Red

"The uniform, Ray?"
Fraser puts on just the top.
"Now fuck me, Fraser."

Starman

Ray's about convinced
Fraser is part alien.
Superman's cousin?


We Are The Eggmen

A risky breakfast:
Ray, sated, saunters in nude
to fry Fraser's eggs.


The Edge

"I still haven't found
what I'm looking for," Ray sings.
But of course, he has.

One Good Man a.k.a. Thank You Kindly, Mr. Capra

Christmas movie sap.
"Pandering, Frase, that the word?"
Secretly? Ray loves.

Juliet Is Bleeding

Shakespeare in the park,
Fraser recites sonnets, while
Ray thinks "bored", not Bard.


Mask

It's a brilliant disguise
but Ray likes the real guy, not
the "Thank you kindly"

The Promise

"Anything you want.
Just name it, and we'll do it."
Possibilities.


Bird In The Hand

Fraser stands so still
a pigeon could land on him.
"That's art," Ray tells him.

The Witness

Curious neighbor
gets an eyeful, and a thrill
through the window blinds.

Vault

Unopened so long
Fraser thought he'd lost the key
Ray unlocked his heart.

North

Fraser's compass points
where he still calls home, but now
his heart lies due South

Letting Go

There is stubble now,
where there used to be Stella
quite a change for Ray.

Victoria's Secret

Ray finds silk panties
nestled with the boxer shorts.
Fraser pulls them on.

Heaven & Earth

Paradise is found
Where they can be together
Fraser imagines.

An Invitation To Romance

"Happy Valentine's"
Fraser feels a bit silly
until he reads Ray's card.

The Deal

"Whatever you want,
I'll do it. Go anywhere, eat weird shit."
Just, please, Frase, don't die."

The Blue Line

Ray's history writ.
Fraser traces fading ink
mouths "My Champion"


The Wild Bunch

Fraser. Dieff and Ray
now three members of a pack
rough-house on the rug.


The Man Who Knew Too Little

Fraser doesn't ask questions
he's sure he knows the answers
will always spell "Ray"

An Eye For An Eye

Eyes narrowed, a tired
Ray gulps coffee. Fraser
swallows Ray down.


Hawk And A Handsaw

Fraser teaches Ray
the wildness of the skies, while
Ray shows him the streets.


You Must Remember This

"You know who I am?"
Ray asks worriedly, staunching
Fraser's head wound. "Mine."


Gift Of The Wheelman

The Goat blows a tire
Rotten timing on a chase
Ray's fine hands fix it.

A Cop, A Mountie & A Baby

Frantic neighbor begs
Fraser volunteers them both
Ray pretends to mind.


Chicago Holiday

Ray brings Fraser home
his mother's ham 'divine'
Fraser -- :So polite'!

Chinatown

Fraser's fortune reads
Take a chance. Ray's is the same.
Ray adds the "In bed".

Pizzas & Promises

"Wanna grab a pie?"
Fraser flushes, matching the serge
Pizza's code for sex.

They Eat Horses, Don't They?

Often, when he's bored,
Ray picks silly arguments
Just for Fraser's huff.

Manhunt

Ray is very glad
Fraser plays hard to get
more glad he 'got' him.

Diefenbaker's Day Off

Damn dog. Watches them
like they're the entertainment
Should be chasing cats.

Free Willie

Ray would kind of like
to skip the rest of the flick
flick open their jeans.

The Pilot Movie

Lazy afternoon
Watching Top Gun together
arm around Ray's neck

Comments

[simplystars.livejournal.com]

These are all SERIOUSLY MADE OF WIN. ♥

Chinatown made me giggle the most. :D

[hyperfocused.livejournal.com]

Thank you:) And it seemed so serendipitous that there's an "In Bed" music meme going around now.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

What a fabulous idea! And so nicely done.

[hyperfocused.livejournal.com]

thanks! (and now it's actually complete. I didn't realize until now I was missing 'Perfect Strangers'

[lherelenfeline.livejournal.com]

"A risky breakfast:
Ray, sated, saunters in nude
to fry Fraser's eggs."

This WINS, and not just because testicles are called eggs in my native language.

[hyperfocused.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's hilarious. I was just thinking about the dangers of grease splattering, but 'frying Fraser's eggs' is my new euphemism.

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

Very cool. :D

[hyperfocused.livejournal.com]

thank you :)

[love-jackianto.livejournal.com]

Those were great :D Loved Free Willie *snickers*

[noctuabunda.livejournal.com]

Whoa, these were great!
I especially loved "Seeing is believing" and "Asylum".

[tanisafan.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, this is so clever! I especially loved The Man Who Knew Too Little and You Must Remember This. Seems like we all have our favourites ;). Excellent stuff, ♥ !