2nd Badfic Challenge by monroe_nell
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ds_flashfictionTitle: Star-crossed lovers
Prompt:Body swap x2! Dief and Turnbull; Fraser and Thatcher. It will take two Ray's to find the crazy pagans who did this and reverse the spell they cast. In the mean time Dief's telephone skills suprise everyone and Turnbull spends a lot of time licking himself. But the real surprise -- What will Thatcher do with Fraser's "equipment"? And what will Fraser do with hers? And with whom (if anyone) will they do what they do?
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moosesal
Serious Author Note:So, below the cut is the general gist of my answer, but if you want the full-fledged thing, see here and here. Special thanks to everyone who helped with it (sansets, gemmi999solar_cat, and the sockpuppet accounts *G*.
rating: NC-17
warning: crack!fic, body swap, Dief-as-human, possible issues in regards to beastiatiy (dos it count if he's human?), WIP
word count: a lot
feedback policy STOP FLAMING ME PLEASE. THIS REALLY HAPPENED, TO A FRIEND. ANYWAY. I AM GETTING A LOT OF REVIEWS IN EMAILS FROM PEOPLE WHO LOVE THIS. STEP OFF IF YOU CAN'T SAY NICE THINGS. MY SPELLING IS PERFECT. FUCKERS.
To every1 saying nice things, I LUV YA'LL LOTS.
PS: REMEMBER TO PICK THE RAY YOU WANT. CUZ I LOVE THEM BOTH AN DON'T WANT PEOPLE SAD OVER WHICH RAY FRASER IS PRACTICING TO SLEEP WITH FOR WHEN HE GETS MARRIED. CUZ ONLY MARRIED TO, LIKE, WOMIENS CAN BE SUCCESSFUL FOR LONG-TERM AND STUFF. LIKE BRITNEY AND K-FED.
ANYWAY:
Fraser sighed, in an especially emo way, as he looked into a mirror. Because the only way to see into the windows of his soul, his eyes, was two look in the mirror.
He was sad. Very very sad. It's why he was emo. And listening to MCR, since only emo kids listened to, like, MCR. and Fall Out Boy.
But anyway, Fraser was very sad, because he wanted to give up his manflower to Ray, and he was still in Thatcher's body, and stuff like that. It would be, like, wrong to sleep with ray in Thatcher's body. Plus, girl parts are kind of really icky.
Fraser sat down to think a lot. Except, he forgot to get a chair, so he accidentally fell onto the floor, but he could still think there. So he did. He thought for a very long time, and he thought so hard he thought his brain was going to melt out from between his ears. It didn't. He checked very carefully in the mirror just to be sure.
You never could be too careful about things like that.
Maybe if Ray and Huey would hurry up and catch those motherfuckers who had made him and The ice queen switch bodies, he could give his manflower to Ray then. It would be epic.
And possibly painful, but mangirnity couldn't be any different then regular virginity right? That stuff was supposed to hurt the first time, and then it'd all be worth it.
So, Fraser came up with a PLAN. He was going to go and help hunt down those assholes, and then he'd get to give up his manflower to Ray, and skip off into the sunset and have a white picket fence and everything. It would be epically awesome.
(YES, I AM ENDING THIS CHAPTER HERE. COME BACK SOON FOR THE NEXT PART)!!
Prompt:Body swap x2! Dief and Turnbull; Fraser and Thatcher. It will take two Ray's to find the crazy pagans who did this and reverse the spell they cast. In the mean time Dief's telephone skills suprise everyone and Turnbull spends a lot of time licking himself. But the real surprise -- What will Thatcher do with Fraser's "equipment"? And what will Fraser do with hers? And with whom (if anyone) will they do what they do?
Prompt written by:
moosesalSerious Author Note:So, below the cut is the general gist of my answer, but if you want the full-fledged thing, see here and here. Special thanks to everyone who helped with it (
sansets, gemmi999solar_cat, and the sockpuppet accounts *G*.rating: NC-17
warning: crack!fic, body swap, Dief-as-human, possible issues in regards to beastiatiy (dos it count if he's human?), WIP
word count: a lot
feedback policy STOP FLAMING ME PLEASE. THIS REALLY HAPPENED, TO A FRIEND. ANYWAY. I AM GETTING A LOT OF REVIEWS IN EMAILS FROM PEOPLE WHO LOVE THIS. STEP OFF IF YOU CAN'T SAY NICE THINGS. MY SPELLING IS PERFECT. FUCKERS.
To every1 saying nice things, I LUV YA'LL LOTS.
PS: REMEMBER TO PICK THE RAY YOU WANT. CUZ I LOVE THEM BOTH AN DON'T WANT PEOPLE SAD OVER WHICH RAY FRASER IS PRACTICING TO SLEEP WITH FOR WHEN HE GETS MARRIED. CUZ ONLY MARRIED TO, LIKE, WOMIENS CAN BE SUCCESSFUL FOR LONG-TERM AND STUFF. LIKE BRITNEY AND K-FED.
ANYWAY:
Fraser sighed, in an especially emo way, as he looked into a mirror. Because the only way to see into the windows of his soul, his eyes, was two look in the mirror.
He was sad. Very very sad. It's why he was emo. And listening to MCR, since only emo kids listened to, like, MCR. and Fall Out Boy.
But anyway, Fraser was very sad, because he wanted to give up his manflower to Ray, and he was still in Thatcher's body, and stuff like that. It would be, like, wrong to sleep with ray in Thatcher's body. Plus, girl parts are kind of really icky.
Fraser sat down to think a lot. Except, he forgot to get a chair, so he accidentally fell onto the floor, but he could still think there. So he did. He thought for a very long time, and he thought so hard he thought his brain was going to melt out from between his ears. It didn't. He checked very carefully in the mirror just to be sure.
You never could be too careful about things like that.
Maybe if Ray and Huey would hurry up and catch those motherfuckers who had made him and The ice queen switch bodies, he could give his manflower to Ray then. It would be epic.
And possibly painful, but mangirnity couldn't be any different then regular virginity right? That stuff was supposed to hurt the first time, and then it'd all be worth it.
So, Fraser came up with a PLAN. He was going to go and help hunt down those assholes, and then he'd get to give up his manflower to Ray, and skip off into the sunset and have a white picket fence and everything. It would be epically awesome.
(YES, I AM ENDING THIS CHAPTER HERE. COME BACK SOON FOR THE NEXT PART)!!
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Date: 2009-09-08 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-08 06:22 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it :-p
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Date: 2009-09-08 04:07 am (UTC)eta: And the comments you linked to are made of win (esp the ff.net one!)
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Date: 2009-09-08 06:24 pm (UTC)(I think Mangirnity might be one of my new favorite words! *G*)
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Date: 2009-09-08 04:09 am (UTC)(Also im not flaming so no hate pls but whoa shit you need some beta on this, girl!! This is some good shit and im not gonna lie i been reading every chapter but your grammer and spelling needs work. gimme a buzz. im tuff but fair. lulz.)
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Date: 2009-09-08 06:28 pm (UTC)(some1 already said shed help. Thnx tho.)
Huh. I could totes have taken this to the mpreg place. *amused*
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Date: 2009-09-08 06:09 am (UTC)(gloriously awful)
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Date: 2009-09-08 06:28 pm (UTC)*G*
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Date: 2009-09-08 07:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-08 06:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-08 12:30 pm (UTC)Awesome :)
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Date: 2009-09-08 06:35 pm (UTC)Pretty much perfect for a badfic, AND it's just fun to say.
(I double dog dare you to rename you goldfish that :-p)
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Date: 2009-09-08 06:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-08 05:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-08 06:37 pm (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2009-09-08 11:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-09 02:38 am (UTC)Brilliantly awful! :D
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Date: 2009-09-09 04:06 pm (UTC)Awesome!