Another Telephone Call
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halimede swears it's ready for public consumption, so...
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“Canadian Consulate. Constable Benton Fraser speaking.”
“Hey, Fraser.”
“Ray. Do you know what time it is? Is something wrong?”
“Fine. I’m fine. Yeah, I know, it’s late. Or early or whatever.”
“Yes, it is. Shouldn't you be asleep?”
“Well, yeah, but... obviously I’m not.”
“Obviously, yes."
"And neither are you."
"No, I was just finishing up."
"Uh-huh."
"Ray, was there a reason you called?"
“’Cause I wasn’t asleep, Fraser. And I wanted to talk to you. I guess I... I’ve gotten used to you being here instead of there.”
"Understood. You know... Ray, you know I would be there now if I had a choice.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know. You got guests. You have to be there in case they need something. It’s your duty. It’s just... well, what if I need something?”
“I’m sure you’re quite capable of tending to your own needs.”
“See, that’s just the problem. I’m not. I mean, I can’t.”
“I’m afraid I’m not following you, Ray.”
“I can’t... It’s... I can’t go to sleep. It's weird. And it's all your fault.”
“My fault?”
“Yeah, I never used to have this problem.”
"And now you do, so I must be to blame?"
"You're the one that's not here."
"Well, I suppose that means I must make every effort to rectify the situation.”
“Rectify, yeah. That mean you’re gonna come over?”
“No, Ray. You know that’s not possible, but perhaps... Ray, let me call you back.”
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“Fraser.”
“Yes, Ray.”
“What’d you hang up on me like that for?”
“Well, Ray, I was using the telephone extension in the main foyer and I felt that would be a highly inappropriate place to continue this conversation.”
“And now you’re in a better place.”
“I’m in my office, yes.”
“So instead of coming over you’re just gonna go to bed?”
“In a manner of speaking, yes. The members of the ambassadorial party appear to be sleeping soundly and I’ve bolted my door.”
“And this is supposed to help me sleep?”
“I have also removed my outer garments.”
“That mean you slipped into something more comfortable.”
“I suppose you could say that. How about you, Ray? What are you wearing?”
“Wait. Did you just ask me what I’m wearing?”
“Well, Ray, I was endeavoring to form a mental picture of you.”
“Mental picture? Fraser! Are you doing what I think you’re doing?”
“I’m not sure, Ray. What do you think I’m doing?”
“Phone sex! You just asked me to have phone sex!”
“Ah. I suppose that would be an adequate description of what I was considering. I thought it might help you to relax. Do you not want--?”
“No. Yes. I mean. I just... I wasn’t expecting it. But yeah, I guess, I mean. Why not? Sure. Okay.”
“Okay. Well, what are you wearing?”
“I’m in bed Fraser. I’m wearing what I always wear. Nothing. What about you? I bet you still got a t-shirt and boxers on. And socks. You still wearing your socks, Fraser?”
“I am still at the consulate, Ray. There is a certain level of--”
“Take ‘em off.”
“But, Ray.”
“All off. We’re going to do this thing, let’s do it right.”
“All right, Ray.”
“Okay, now what?”
“Well, I suppose... Well...”
“Didn’t think that far, huh? Don’t matter I guess we can kinda… pretend we’re together. Okay, let's see. Lie down and touch yourself. Pretend it’s me. If I were there right now I would... I would kiss you. Long and hard and sloppy like. Then I would lean over, put my body over yours. Maybe one hand up in your hair while I kinda settled in. Ben. Hey, Ben! You with me here?”
“Y-yes, Ray. Right here.”
“Alright then, just make some more noise or something. I’m kinda rubbing over you, kissing you, tasting your mouth. Feeling your skin. I move my hands down, run ‘em across your nipples, just how you like. Can you feel that Ben?”
“Oh - yes”
“Yeah, that always gets you going. So I’m moving my hands down, kinda shifting over to one side so I can grab your cock. You’ve got your hand there too, but I’m gonna work on it with you. Yeah, like that. I can feel your hand on me Ben. Right there with me. Moving up and down just like I like it. Just like you like it, huh?”
“Yesssssssss.”
“Yeah, that’s right. I can’t... I can feel it Ben. It’s... It’s... Oh. Yeah. Yeah.”
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“Ray.”
"......”
“Ray?”
“Hmmmmm.”
“Ray, do you think you’ll be able to sleep now.”
“I, uh, yeah. That... I’m good, now. Um... thanks.”
“My pleasure, Ray. Sleep well.”
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halimede swears it's ready for public consumption, so...**********
“Canadian Consulate. Constable Benton Fraser speaking.”
“Hey, Fraser.”
“Ray. Do you know what time it is? Is something wrong?”
“Fine. I’m fine. Yeah, I know, it’s late. Or early or whatever.”
“Yes, it is. Shouldn't you be asleep?”
“Well, yeah, but... obviously I’m not.”
“Obviously, yes."
"And neither are you."
"No, I was just finishing up."
"Uh-huh."
"Ray, was there a reason you called?"
“’Cause I wasn’t asleep, Fraser. And I wanted to talk to you. I guess I... I’ve gotten used to you being here instead of there.”
"Understood. You know... Ray, you know I would be there now if I had a choice.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know. You got guests. You have to be there in case they need something. It’s your duty. It’s just... well, what if I need something?”
“I’m sure you’re quite capable of tending to your own needs.”
“See, that’s just the problem. I’m not. I mean, I can’t.”
“I’m afraid I’m not following you, Ray.”
“I can’t... It’s... I can’t go to sleep. It's weird. And it's all your fault.”
“My fault?”
“Yeah, I never used to have this problem.”
"And now you do, so I must be to blame?"
"You're the one that's not here."
"Well, I suppose that means I must make every effort to rectify the situation.”
“Rectify, yeah. That mean you’re gonna come over?”
“No, Ray. You know that’s not possible, but perhaps... Ray, let me call you back.”
**********
“Fraser.”
“Yes, Ray.”
“What’d you hang up on me like that for?”
“Well, Ray, I was using the telephone extension in the main foyer and I felt that would be a highly inappropriate place to continue this conversation.”
“And now you’re in a better place.”
“I’m in my office, yes.”
“So instead of coming over you’re just gonna go to bed?”
“In a manner of speaking, yes. The members of the ambassadorial party appear to be sleeping soundly and I’ve bolted my door.”
“And this is supposed to help me sleep?”
“I have also removed my outer garments.”
“That mean you slipped into something more comfortable.”
“I suppose you could say that. How about you, Ray? What are you wearing?”
“Wait. Did you just ask me what I’m wearing?”
“Well, Ray, I was endeavoring to form a mental picture of you.”
“Mental picture? Fraser! Are you doing what I think you’re doing?”
“I’m not sure, Ray. What do you think I’m doing?”
“Phone sex! You just asked me to have phone sex!”
“Ah. I suppose that would be an adequate description of what I was considering. I thought it might help you to relax. Do you not want--?”
“No. Yes. I mean. I just... I wasn’t expecting it. But yeah, I guess, I mean. Why not? Sure. Okay.”
“Okay. Well, what are you wearing?”
“I’m in bed Fraser. I’m wearing what I always wear. Nothing. What about you? I bet you still got a t-shirt and boxers on. And socks. You still wearing your socks, Fraser?”
“I am still at the consulate, Ray. There is a certain level of--”
“Take ‘em off.”
“But, Ray.”
“All off. We’re going to do this thing, let’s do it right.”
“All right, Ray.”
“Okay, now what?”
“Well, I suppose... Well...”
“Didn’t think that far, huh? Don’t matter I guess we can kinda… pretend we’re together. Okay, let's see. Lie down and touch yourself. Pretend it’s me. If I were there right now I would... I would kiss you. Long and hard and sloppy like. Then I would lean over, put my body over yours. Maybe one hand up in your hair while I kinda settled in. Ben. Hey, Ben! You with me here?”
“Y-yes, Ray. Right here.”
“Alright then, just make some more noise or something. I’m kinda rubbing over you, kissing you, tasting your mouth. Feeling your skin. I move my hands down, run ‘em across your nipples, just how you like. Can you feel that Ben?”
“Oh - yes”
“Yeah, that always gets you going. So I’m moving my hands down, kinda shifting over to one side so I can grab your cock. You’ve got your hand there too, but I’m gonna work on it with you. Yeah, like that. I can feel your hand on me Ben. Right there with me. Moving up and down just like I like it. Just like you like it, huh?”
“Yesssssssss.”
“Yeah, that’s right. I can’t... I can feel it Ben. It’s... It’s... Oh. Yeah. Yeah.”
**********
“Ray.”
"......”
“Ray?”
“Hmmmmm.”
“Ray, do you think you’ll be able to sleep now.”
“I, uh, yeah. That... I’m good, now. Um... thanks.”
“My pleasure, Ray. Sleep well.”
**********
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Date: 2003-06-07 02:24 pm (UTC)Oh sure, blame me.
::hands credit for funny stuff & the sweetness firmly back to Rubyrose::
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Date: 2003-06-08 10:17 am (UTC)I wouldn't call it 'blame' exactly. More like... a disclaimer. Because you were being so encouraging and all. :)
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Date: 2003-06-07 02:28 pm (UTC)This makes me laugh out loud:
“I have also removed my outer garments.”
Very nice! (And I even have an appropriate icon for it.*G*)
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Date: 2003-06-08 10:26 am (UTC)And you're right, the icon is perfect!
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Date: 2003-06-08 10:31 am (UTC)Re: Another Telephone Call
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Date: 2003-06-08 11:07 am (UTC)Only Fraser would attempt phone sex with no real idea as to what it entailed.
I think that's what makes them such a great couple, Ray is right there to pick up the slack when Fraser needs help.
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Date: 2003-06-07 10:02 pm (UTC)I so love it when the boys are hard at work!!
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Date: 2003-06-08 11:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-09 06:47 am (UTC)*chuckle* I like Fraser's well-intentioned and ernest attempt at phone sex, and I love that it works so well for Ray anyway. It tells me all I need to know about them.
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Date: 2003-06-09 02:52 pm (UTC)LOL Well, I don't know about anyone else, but that icon works just as well for me!
And thanks, I'm glad you liked it!
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Date: 2007-02-27 08:29 am (UTC)And... I love phone sex.
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