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i just wish i could have used the real forms. :::sigh::: and the post-its are mostly real, but names have been changed to protect the (not so) innocent.

the formatting will probably suck - i apologize in advance.



***April first***

BOOK NOOK ON MAIN SPECIAL ORDER

DATE: 4/1

FOR: Benton Fraser, 180 N Stetson Ave -#2400, 616-1860

BOOKS: Ice Storm: A Historic Record in Photographs, ISBN 0771061005
Looking North: Royal Canadian Mounted Police Illustrations: The Potlatch Collection, ISBN 189043454X

STATUS: order direct from pub, aprox 2 weeks, will call

(Post-It attached to order)
jen! you MUST be here when bf picks up !!!!! yummy!

***April Second***

(Post-It attached to Helen’s computer)
Hel- is this some kind of joke? That address is
for the Canadian Consulate!! –J


***April Sixth***

BOOK NOOK ON MAIN SPECIAL ORDER

DATE: 4/6

FOR: Benton Fraser, 180 N Stetson Ave -#2400, 616-1860

BOOKS: Reality Is Just an Illusion : The Works of Shamans, Ghosts and Spirit Guides, ISBN 1567181554

STATUS: from distrib, 3 days, will call

(Post-It attached to order)
no joke, is canadian. vistor?? anyway, be sure to be there!!!

***April Eleventh***

(Post-It attached to Helen’s computer)
BF picked up ghost book. OH MY GOD!!! -J

(Post-It attached to Jennifer’s computer)
told you! :::fans self::: I’m in loooo-ooove!

(Post-It attached to Helen’s computer)
Hel, you are such a slut! Besides, he’s too good-looking. Bet you $5 he’s gay. –J

Post-It attached to Jennifer’s computer)
you’re on! and don’t talk that way about future husb.

***May Fifth***

BOOK NOOK ON MAIN SPECIAL ORDER

DATE: 5/1

FOR: Benton Fraser, 180 N Stetson Ave -#2400, 616-1860

BOOKS: Lost Commandment : How to Be Gay in the 21st Century, ISBN 1401030300
Come Out Fighting : A Century of Essential Writing on Gay and Lesbian Liberation, ISBN 1560253258
Beyond Coming Out : Experiences of Positive Gay Identity, ISBN 189583757X

STATUS: from distrib, 3 days, will call

(Post-It note attached to $5 bill attached to order)
goddamn it!!!!!

***May Thirteenth***

(Ripped piece of notebook paper taped to Jennifer’s computer)
j! at mall, looking at shoes, ran into bf. in uniform – he’s a MOUNTIE!! had to physically restrain self from filthy jokes heh heh heh consulate explained, huh? said ‘ben, your books are in’ and blond toothpick w/ him about jumps down throat! calmed down after i told about bookstore but still. . .reason bf needs books? “looks” were exchanged. btw – cute combat capris at express

***May Fifteenth***

(Stationary with kittens taped to Helen’s computer)
Hel- I think I met your Q-Tip. BF came in to get Canada history books (NOT the gay ones) and he had a lovely blond guy with him. (His name is Ray, and he works with BF – they’re police officers!) I think you’re right about them – Ray was very possessive of BF, and got all snarly when I smiled him. As if! Ray is much more my style anyway. And you are so sick! ‘cute’ capris? No such thing! –J

***May Seventeenth***

BOOK NOOK ON MAIN SPECIAL ORDER

DATE: 5/17

FOR: Benton Fraser, 180 N Stetson Ave -#2400, 616-1860

BOOKS: Gay Kama Sutra, ISBN 0312167539

STATUS: from distrib, 3 days, will call

(Post-It note attached to order)
whoa! things heating up on the bf/ray front!!!

***May Nineteenth***

(Several Post-It notes linked together and attached to Jennifer’s computer)
omg!! bf’s ray came in, ordered SAME book!!! gave me $20 for no paperwork – made me memorize order (paranoid much?!?) those two so clueless – wanted to say something but didn’t. chi-chi’s tonite w/ my ill-gotten gains?

***May Twenty-fifth***

(Stationary with kittens taped to Helen’s computer)
Hel, I am so evil! BF’s Ray came in for his book, and I couldn’t help myself! I asked him if he would mind taking BF’s book, since it was already paid for. Then I gave him BF’s GKS. Ray looked startled and frightened and confused and happy all in about 3 seconds and then he KISSED ME (!!!) and left. –J

(Post-It note attached to Jennifer’s computer)
your not evil – just frustrated yenta kissy!

***June First***

(Card attached to vase of two-dozen long-stemmed roses)
For Jennifer and Helen, providers of the best customer service in the city.
Thank you.
Ben and Ray




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