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[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

Now, this, Ray Kowalski thought, was the way to celebrate getting your Canadian citizenship--being sprawled on the bottom of a canoe, sitting on your partner's cock. Fraser was leaning against the gunwale, thrusting his hips up and down, matching the canoe's movements as it rode the waves towards bliss.

Both men came suddenly with a hoarse cry, startling a family of loons.

"I now pronounce me a Canadian citizen!" Ray exclaimed as soon as he could speak again. He twisted around to look at Fraser, a grin on his face. "Deep breath!"
"Deep--"

The shocking cold of the lake took Fraser's breath away as the canoe tipped, forcing him into the clear waters. When he broke the surface, he found the canoe upturned and Ray holding onto the painter, laughing so hard tears were streaming down his cheeks.

"Payback!" Ray exclaimed. "That was payback!"
"Payback?! After I gave you the best orgasm of your life?!" Fraser was learning that it was very difficult to act dignified when you were threading water and probably looking like a drowned rat.
"Who says it was the best orgasm of my life?!"
"You're telling me that was absolutely amazing?!" Fraser tried to kick towards his lover, but he'd taught Ray too well. Ray was kicking away from him, taking the canoe with him.
"Take it back!" Ray wheezed.
"Okay, I take it back!"
"Take what back?!"
"Sex in a canoe isn't a ludicrous and impractical idea! Now, will you let me back in?!"
"I can't believe you disrespected a great Canadian writer!!!"
"Since when do you care about Canadian writers?! Get back here! Dammit, Ray!"
"Since I became a Canadian! Bloom! Close! Kick ‘em in the head!"
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Now, this, Ray Kowalski thought, was the way to celebrate getting your Canadian citizenship--being sprawled on the bottom of a canoe, sitting on your partner's cock.

ROTFL! How can you resist a story that begins with this sentence?

Answer: You can't.

Fabulous!

[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

*grins* Thanks!

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

LOL! Those poor loons!

OMG, this was hilarious!!! Just wonderful! Thanks for the laugh!!!

[chesamus.livejournal.com]

Bloom! Close! Kick 'em in the head! The Pauls are geniuses aren't they? I just wish I could think of any circumstance in my daily life where I could toss that line out there.

I just love Ray's sense of glee about it all. Wonderful stuff.

[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

I'd like to thank everyone for all that lovely feedback.

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

I adore playful Ray and I think they chose the PERFECT way to celebrate. Good stuff.

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Both men came suddenly with a hoarse cry, startling a family of loons.

LOL--I think you must know a lot about loons!

[duesouthficrecs.livejournal.com]

LOL--I think you must know a lot about loons!

*g* I spent all of last summer renting canoes. Of course, I had to 'test' our boats once in a while. I'd take a canoe out and go round this little island and, always, always, startle a family of loons. They really exemplified for me why they're called 'loons'. :-)