badfic challenge by defaultlyric

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Title: For Never Was A Story of More Woe
Prompt: Frannie's taking a Shakespeare course and decides that the station needs to put on Romeo and Juliet, naturally with Fraser and herself playing the two title characters, respectively. Naturally everyone disagrees and proceeds go along their merry way. Frannie seethes. Unfortunately, Fraser and RayK drag in a crate that is filled with shiny purplish stuff. Frannie looks at it, inadvertently breathes some of it in, and turns into VILLAINOUS!FRANNIE. She makes away with Fraser, determined to subject him to playing Romeo opposite her against his will. RayK is appalled, and pulls the last trick he's got up his sleeve: calling Vecchio up and telling on Frannie. However will they prevent Fraser from drinking from the poisoned cup in a last ditch attempt to escape the horror of misused Shakespeare?
Prompt written by: mondschein1
Rating/warnings/etc: No warnings to speak of, really. Uh, just bits and pieces, because life has been unkind and extremely busy. I had to submit something though, right? Huge apologies to mondschein1, because this was a fun-looking prompt and so much could have been done with it.

( For Never Was A Story of More Woe )

Bad Fic by brooklinegirl

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Title: Some Like It Both Ways
By brooklinegirl
Rating NC-17!!! No kids at all should click here! Lots of sex and some of it is GAY.
Summary: After "Some Like it Red" FRASER decides that he wants to be a woman forever. He goes to the nearest Vodun community to see what they can do. He meets KOWALSKI and they fall madly and deeply in love. But oh no, the RayK has no idea Fraser's not what he seems. What happens when VECCHIO appears and pregnancy is involved? For lozenger8, because she totally thought this was a wicked good idea and I said I would write it for her as hot as I could!

Author's Note: Sentences in BOLD with ** around it indicates internal thoughts of Benton. Sentences UNDERLINED with ** indicated internal thoughts of Ray (KOWALSKI). Sentences in ITALICS with ** around it indicate internal thoughts of Ray (VECCHIO). I decided to put all the events (the cross-dressing and the voodoo stuff) in the same season because it makes things easier.

( Some Like It Both Ways )

Badfic Challenge story: Legalities by refche

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Title: Legalities
Prompt: Fuck or Die. Evil criminal mastermind sends henchpersons to take over the 2-7 and "make Fraser and Vecchio fuck" in public. Evil mastermind hasn't specified which Vecchio, so Frannie tries to convince the bandits it should be her. Fraser refuses on the grounds that it would compromise the lady's reputation, and Frannie relents because sex really messes up her hair. Fraser chooses RayK instead, who is a faux-Vecchio, but the crooks don't know that, and whose hair is already experimental anyway, and they fuck. On RayK's desk. In front of the usual residents of the bullpen and anybody else who would be interesting (or interested). Later, somebody has to talk Fraser out of arresting himself for public lewdness. Turns out the henchpersons garbled the instructions; they really were supposed to "fuck over Fraser and Vecchio." Oops.
Warnings: NC-17, public sex, voyeurism, stupidity, really bad coffee
Prompt written by: j_s_cavalcante
rating/warnings/etc: NC-17 unbetaed PWP. Warnings for a multitasking Fraser and less-than-perfect punctuation.

( Lie back and think of the Queen )

DS Badfic Challenge - No One Say Curling!

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Title: No-one Say Curling!
Prompt: When suspicious things start happening at the Consulatte, Fraser discovers the truth: there is a PLOT against Canada and the Consulatte has been invaded by SPIES! Is Turnbull a SPY??? Why is Thattcher sneaking around? And will Fraser be in time to save his lover Ray from a cruel and painful death when he's KIDNAPPED??? Read to find out!! (Dont worry it has a happy ending !!11!1)
Prompt written by: riverlight
rating/warnings/etc: Barely PG, too much dialogue and not enough maple syrup. But I don't think you can ever have too much maple syrup.

( No-one Say Curling! )

Badfic Challenge by janet_carter

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Title: Help me! I broke apart my insides.
Prompt: Fraser and Dief switch bodies. What whacky hijinks ensue when wolf-Fraser makes moon eyes at Kowalski and Frannie needs a sitter for Ante? Set to a Nine Inch Nails "Closer" if it were covered by Weird Al.
Prompt written by: moosesal
rating/warnings/etc: PG/PG-13 for mild bestiality, sketchy fashion choices, and adult themes. Any feedback welcome, whether or not you like it, but no flames plz!

( My first fic ever posted! 2737 words )

Bad!Fic challenge by pixiecatfish

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Title: “Having My Baby”

Prompt: - Fraser and RayK are married!!! and livng n Canada, with Maggie whose carrying their baby!!! But what happens when Ray gets amnesa whille Fraser is out on Patrol?!?!!?! READ AND FIND OUT PLZ REVU

Prompt written by: shoemaster

WARNINGS: 1716 words of bad fic ahead!

( Having My Baby )

Badfic Challenge - by Pet

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I am so sorry! I couldn't make it badfic! There was Ray being all sexy, and looking for Fraser, and offering to kick people in the head, and...yeah. *hangs head in shame*

( The Due South/SG:A Crossover of DOOM )

bad!fic challenge by Geekwriter

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Title: Mutants! Part 1 of 97
Author: geekwriter143
Rating: Mature, OK? So don't read if you're not a grown up
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Thatcher/Ugandan Ambassador, Turnbull/Donald Trump
Summary: Lives are turned upside-down when Fraser, Ray, Thatcher, Frannie and Welsh are in the right place at the wrong time; a massive toxic explosion ensues, leaving the crew with strange superpowers! Meanwhile, Turnbull disappears on a journey of self-discovery, returning days later on the arm of a wealthy businessman. Ray discovers a new species of sea turtle, which makes him famous. slash; fem-slash; angst.
Summary written by the totally awesome defaultlyric who totally r0x0rs!

( Mutants! )

Badfic challenge: "Happily Ever After" by eledhwenlin.

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Title: Happily Ever After
Prompt:
When one of Frannie's babies gets a severe case of colic, medical testsuncover the fact her children were not Immaculate Conceptions, but werefathered by six different men.

Ray Vecchio finds out and returnsto Chicago to track down and beat the shit out of each of the men.Fraser tries to talk reason to him and stop him from his mission, butVecchio won't listen to common sense. So Fraser and Ray K join Vecchioon his quest to track down the men, a journey which takes them acrossthe United States, Canada, and a side trip to a small tribal village inAfrica.

Vecchio, upset that his sister is such a whore, is in avery foul mood the entire trip, and Kowalski decides that what Vecchioneeds to snap out of it is some nice hot sex. With Kowalski himself.Because at the very least, it might make Vecchio stop staring atKowalski's crotch all the damn time.

Fraser, confused andbewildered at the changes in Vecchio and the unusual direction Vecchioand Kowalski's relationship seems to be taking, retreats insidehimself, talking only to his dead father and Diefenbaker, who isn'teven on the trip.

Meanwhile back in Chicago, Stella Kowalskioffers her own special brand of comfort and solace to Frannie,upsetting Inspector Thatcher, who has taken quite a shine to Frannieherself.

Set to a soundtrack of Tom Jones songs.
Ray/Ray possible Ray/Fraser/Ray Possible Frannie/Stella, Frannie/Meg, Meg/Stella, Meg/Frannie/Stella
[I got Ray/Ray, Ray/Ray/Fraser, implied RayK/Fraser, Frannie/Stella, implied Frannie/Meg]
Prompt written by: pixiecatfish

rating/warnings/etc: NC17! Slash! And femmeslash! And bad dialogue. And, because I feel like it, bad English. All my language skills seem to have deserted me during this. Oh my. This is also unbetaed.

( Happily Ever After, 6435 words. )

Badfic Challenge by the_familiar

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Title:  Single White Mountie
Author:  Kat
Warnings:  Seriously, seriously NC-17.  Watch out for the netspeak.  And I cannot apologise enough for either.
Prompt:  Benton Fraser has an evil identical twin.  Who has just shown up in Chicago, seeking revenge against Benton over the 'lichen incident.'  Will Benton be able to thwart his twin's plans before they cost him his job?  Or worse, his hopes for a closer relationship with Ray?  Warnings: angst, abuse of pizza
Prompt written by:  ifreet
Length:  1,046 words.

( I am so, so sorry. )

Badfic Challenge - by Marcella Polman

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Title: A love like theirs
Prompt: Victoria is a witch and she comes back and finds Fraser having sex with RayK!!! And she turns them both into kids!!! And RayV has to find out how to change them back!!! Is Frannie a better babysitter than Turnbull? What do Thatcher and Stella think? Why are Ray's parents at the station? And who exactly picked Welsh to explain the birds and the bees? (Eventual Fraser/RayK pairing!!!)
Prompt written by: sherriaisling
Warnings: Child pornography (very, very, very soft core, and with full mutual consent); R; failed attempt at badfic; pathetically lengthy (over 7000 words); romfic.

( Not a badfic, maybe a bad fic )

Badfic challenge - Make It a Foot Long with Everything (by Moosesal)

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Title: Make It a Foot Long with Everything
Author: Moosesal
Prompt: It was the alien influence from his abduction when he was 10 that made rayk join the police force. The aliens placed a subversive mental command in his MIND that the first time he had sex with his one true love he would go after his true life passion. An undercover hotdog vender disguised as a prostitute. for monroe_nell
Prompt written by: monroe_nell
Rating: R
Characters: Fraser/Kowalski, with Vecchio


( Make It a Foot Long with Everything )