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Title: Some Like It Both Ways
By [livejournal.com profile] brooklinegirl
Rating NC-17!!! No kids at all should click here! Lots of sex and some of it is GAY.
Summary: After "Some Like it Red" FRASER decides that he wants to be a woman forever. He goes to the nearest Vodun community to see what they can do. He meets KOWALSKI and they fall madly and deeply in love. But oh no, the RayK has no idea Fraser's not what he seems. What happens when VECCHIO appears and pregnancy is involved? For [livejournal.com profile] lozenger8, because she totally thought this was a wicked good idea and I said I would write it for her as hot as I could!

Author's Note: Sentences in BOLD with ** around it indicates internal thoughts of Benton. Sentences UNDERLINED with ** indicated internal thoughts of Ray (KOWALSKI). Sentences in ITALICS with ** around it indicate internal thoughts of Ray (VECCHIO). I decided to put all the events (the cross-dressing and the voodoo stuff) in the same season because it makes things easier.



Some Like It Both Ways


Benton Fraser brushed his long, jet-black hair back from his angular yet somehow still feminine square-jawed face. This felt right somehow; this felt like how it was meant to be. He thought to himself **I like feeling like this. I like the swoosh-swoosh of my skirt against my muscular thighs.** He decided he wanted to stay like this forever. "Deiffenbaker," he said, trying to sound feminine. "I have decided I want to stay a woman forever."

Deif tilted his head and woofed at Fraser. It was hard to pinpoint, but Fraser interpreted it as "I will suporte you in all ways regarding your gender reassignment task."

So Deif put a ribbon in his fur as a symbol of his support and the two of them headed out. **I won't tell Ray Vecchio, my partner, just yet. It will be a surprise.**

Fraser had connections in the local Vodun community, because of the case where he had to deal with them before. He went to the VooDoo priestess' house and knocked on the door. He smoothed down his swooshy skirt and patted his hair. There was no answer! Benton was a patient person, so he knocked again and waited, trying to decide if "BENTON" was a feminine enough name to keep once he becomes Fully a Woman.

From the shadows behind him in the dark hallway of the Vodun apartment building on East 8th Street, he heard someone say, "They ain't gonna' be answerin'."

Suddenly Fraser turned around, startled, his hand to his chest which had been enhanced with special foam breasts that made him look very well-built and girly. "Who are you!"

A shadow extracted itself from the deeper shadows in the hall there behind Benton, which he was now facing. "I'm Ray."

**This is not the Ray I know. This is a different Ray.**

Fraser found it suddenly hard to catch his breath. He held out one prim hand to the handsome, lithe Ray with the spiky hair and the leather jacket and the very hard-core motorcycle boots (though there was not a motorcycle in view). "I am Constable Benton Fraser."

Ray's attractive brow wrinkled in perplex. "Benton is a weird name for a woman."

"I am also Canadian, so that explains that." Benton was thinking fast on his feet and it seemed to be working.

Ray's brow cleared, and as it did, Benton longed to smooth his fingers over the handsome detectives brow. Standing so close to the other man in the hallway, he was finding it hard to keep his mind on the business at hand. Other things were getting hard, too, and he had to be careful, because that would surely inform Ray of Benton not being an actual woman yet, though he felt sure of his gender assignment in his heart of hearts. He was a woman in the body of a man, and he was a woman who was swiftly falling in love with this Ray who was NOT Ray Vecchio.

The man stuck out one long-fingered hand. "I'm Ray Kowalski and I am a detective in the Chicago Police Department," he stated.

Fraser took his hand and held it for longer than a shake. He liked those long, warm fingers against his, and Ray didn't seem to be bothered. He tugged Benton close in the hallway. "I been watchin' those voodoo people, ever since one of them stole my car, even though it was for a good cause and I got it back." He still had a firm hold on Benton's hand. "They haven't been back all day." He tilted his ruffian-type head and licked his lips with one soft pink tongue. "I think maybe they gone to Florida."

Benton nodded, his eyes wide and not hearing anything, just watching that tongue and getting harder. "Detective Ray Kowalski," he said with his voice hoarse, "I thank you for your help."

"I'm always there to help beautiful ladies." Ray's voice was husky too, and Benton thought to himself that if he were a woman, his panties would be getting wet. As it was, his penis was trying hard to escape the confines of his silken undergarments, and he was very aroused.

Suddenly Ray grabbed him! And pulled him back into the shadows! He started kissing him a lot, with his tongue in Fraser's mouth and hands everywhere. "Oh, Ray!" Fraser gasped.

"Yes, Fraser!" Ray was grabbing his hand now and tugging him down the hall. "We must go to my place. We can't have sex in the voodoo community."

Fraser spared a moment of concern over Ray finding out about his not yet being a woman but he was too sexually excited to say no. "Let's go, Ray."

They got to Ray's apartment and went up the stairs and Ray unlocked the door and they went in. They went through the foyer and the living room and then they were in the bedroom. Ray backed up until the back of his knees hit the bed and pulled Benton down on top of him. **I hope he doesn't mind that I am a man.**

Ray was lying there, hard and turned on. **I do not usually sleep with women, being gay, but for some reason I am strangely attracted to this Benton lady.**

"Oh, Ray," said Fraser and tried to think what a woman would do here. He couldn't take off his dress, because he had no breasts and also there was the problem of his penis. "Ray," he said again, stalling. The American was spread out on the bed in front of him, like some sort of jungle cat. Benton bent down and took Ray's cock out of his pants.

"OH GOD," Ray yelled out. "Yes!"

Ray's cock was hard and proud, standing up from the lush mass of Ray's pubic hair. "I want to suck it" said Benton, then blushed, for surely women didn't talk like that.

"I love that you are shy," Ray said, running his rough hand down the side of Fraser's cheek where he was blushing. **It almost feels like she has whiskers. That is just me wishing she were a man.**

Benton was very turned on and he brought his mouth to Ray's cock where it was weeping with precum. Benton licked the head and Ray gasped, for he had never felt anything like Benton's mouth before. Benton sucked him inside and Ray moaned. **Her mouth is big like a man's would be. It is too bad she is a woman.**

Benton sucked him and sucked him and loved how he tasted and then Ray came right there in Benton's mouth and he didn't even spit it out, but swallowed it. **It tastes like nectar of Ray.**

Ray, naked and beautiful, reached for Benton. "That was wonderful, darling," he said. "But now that you made me come, I can't fuck you."

Benton bit his lip and tried to decide the right thing to do. HELL this was hard, because he still wanted to be a woman, but right here, right now, "OH RAY," he said, ripping open the front of his dress and showing Ray EVERYTHING. "Ray," he said again. "Don't hate me. I am meant to be a woman, which is why I went to the Vodun community. But when I met you, things went all awry and now I am confused. I still want to be a woman, but right now," and he pulled out his cock from his pink silken panties, "I want to fuck you with THIS."

**He is a man! I thought I was just wishful thinking.**

"I wanted you to be a man!" Ray cried out. "I want you to fuck me with your cock."

"I am a woman inside still," Fraser explained, as he lowered himself forward and started fucking Ray. "But I love you so much, I will keep my penis."

"God! I love you, tooooooo." Ray's voice trailed off into a moan and Fraser fucked him for a long time until Ray came again and finally Fraser released his flow of orgasmic fluid.

**I love him.**

**I love him.**

They were lying there together in each others arms when suddenly the door burst open! It was Benton's partner, who didn't know any of this yet, and was SHOCKED to find the partner he thought was a man! And also straight! In the arms of this man who Ray Vecchio didn't know.

"What are you doing!" He yelled.

"Ray, I love him," said Fraser. "And I know this is surprising to you, all of it, but there is less to explain now that I have decided to keep my penis."

Ray Vecchio made a face like his head hurt, and Ray Kowalski sat up and gave a long, sexy stretch that had both Benton and the other Ray staring at him with their mouths open.

**I was always straight, but seeing this sexy detective and thinking of him fucking Benny is getting me strangely aroused.**

To keep himself from thinking of this sudden interest in the man in bed with Benny, Ray Vecchio said, "Benny! What has been happening? You can do what you want with this man, but What is going on with Deif?"

Fraser shook his head in confusion. "Deif? Deif is fine!"

"No!" Ray Vecchio shook his head in denial. "Deif showed up at my office all in ribbons. He said he has been faking it all along, but it is time that he comes out. He is a female wolf, Fraser! Deif is a GIRL."

Fraser gasped in astonishment. "No!"

"It gets worse," said Ray, though a smile was happening on his face. "He also says he is PREGNANT."

The three of them sat there on the bed and laughed and laughed. Some things were very strange!

THE END.
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Date: 2006-04-17 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pearl-o.livejournal.com
...I have never been more in love with you than right now.

Date: 2006-04-17 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justbreathe80.livejournal.com
I'm not sure what about this wasn't completely amazing, but there were definitely several things that I loved more than life itself, the first being:

"Yes, Fraser!" Ray was grabbing his hand now and tugging him down the hall. "We must go to my place. We can't have sex in the voodoo community."

Is there anything that I could possibly say that needs to be said about why that is awesome? I think not.

My other favorite thing is the misspelling of Dief, because that is my number one pet peeve in a due South fic, and what will make me run away faster than anything. Seeing it in this gloriously bad fic makes me feel like I'm not the only one who feels that way, so thank you.

I thought for a minute that you might be joining the movement (you know, the scary, awesome, increasingly cultish movement that we're all talking about) with this one at the end, but alas, you did not. Oh well. It still rocked my world anyway. *g*

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From: [identity profile] justbreathe80.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-04-18 06:15 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2006-04-17 08:00 pm (UTC)
ext_12460: acquired from fanpop.com (Lovely by Karabou)
From: [identity profile] akite.livejournal.com
Benton sucked him and sucked him and loved how he tasted and then Ray came right there in Benton's mouth and he didn't even spit it out, but swallowed it. **It tastes like nectar of Ray.**

He might not have spit, but I sure did. Nectar! Bwa-ha-ha! The rest of it was funny too, but that bit did me in.

Date: 2006-04-17 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] estrella30.livejournal.com
omg. so, you had me at the AUTHORS notes, and then this

Ray's attractive brow wrinkled in perplex. "Benton is a weird name for a woman."

"I am also Canadian, so that explains that." Benton was thinking fast on his feet and it seemed to be working.


which is HEE! but. when you busted out the NECTAR line, you officially WON.

\o/

Date: 2006-04-17 08:13 pm (UTC)
sweetestdrain: Princess Leia about to kiss C-3PO. (Backstage pic.) (showing skin the mountie way)
From: [personal profile] sweetestdrain
Hee.

"Ray, I love him," said Fraser. "And I know this is surprising to you, all of it, but there is less to explain now that I have decided to keep my penis."

...that is totally something Fraser would say.

Date: 2006-04-17 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] c-regalis.livejournal.com
This was very beautifull and HOt an d i liked it very muhc. But myabe you should cal R. kowlaski better Stan so it isn#t so confuisng too read.

:-)
cR

Date: 2006-04-17 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tazical.livejournal.com
*It tastes like nectar of Ray.*

Ok, right there was when I actually clutched at my eyes and squealed in horror. Just thought you might like to know what effect your writing has? I guess?

Date: 2006-04-17 08:43 pm (UTC)
ext_8892: (wiggle)
From: [identity profile] beledibabe.livejournal.com
OMG, the whole "nectar of Ray" line totally made me spit AND squee! (Not a pretty picture.)

BWAH!

Date: 2006-04-17 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com
Hilarious, starting with the Author's Notes with the different typography for the internal thoughts of three different characters--mwahahahaha! We've seen writers do that in all seriousness.

I love the "we can't have sex in the voodoo community," and Ray's wishing Fraser was a man, and "nectar of Ray" and "orgasmic fluid"...and then Vecchio's internal monologue, too. Hee! So bad it's good.

He held out one prim hand to the handsome, lithe Ray with the spiky hair and the leather jacket and the very hard-core motorcycle boots (though there was not a motorcycle in view).

Evil...you know that? You are *evil* in the best way!

"Ray," he said again. "Don't hate me. I am meant to be a woman, which is why I went to the Vodun community. But when I met you, things went all awry and now I am confused. I still want to be a woman, but right now," and he pulled out his cock from his pink silken panties, "I want to fuck you with THIS."

Bwahaha! Fraser's confused? You don't say. :) Love this! And Dieff, Deif, Dief, whoever...what a great way to answer the challenge in every particular. You :win: at Bad!Fic.

Date: 2006-04-17 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apetslife.livejournal.com
"It tastes like nectar of Ray."

I just FELL DOWN LAUGHING. And possibly BROKE SOMETHING. Something IMPORTANT, like my SPLEEN.

Oh god, this is just brilliant, so so so brilliant and good and awesome and YES. *dies* You're amazing.
From: [identity profile] sprat.livejournal.com
This made me weep and weep for the beautiful love that knows no boundaries and joins these two men together! There is nothing more wonderous than that scene when Benton swallows his lover's cum and thinks it tastes like nectar! Except, perhaps, the scene after it when Benton releases his orgasmic fluid. Your language is so poetic!

I really appreciate the thoughtful use of different font types for the different thoughts of the three different men, also, as it is nice to see what they are thinking! But often when writers of lesser skill try to include the character's inner thoughts I find that it can be very confusing! LOL!

Very beautiful work! I hope that you write more very soon.

Date: 2006-04-18 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timian.livejournal.com
This was stupendously funny. You've even got the badfic rhythm going on. Awesome. Just... so very, very funny. Yay!

Date: 2006-04-18 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marcolette.livejournal.com
I just . . . I think you broke me.

This:
I still want to be a woman, but right now," and he pulled out his cock from his pink silken panties, "I want to fuck you with THIS."

and also:
"Ray, I love him," said Fraser. "And I know this is surprising to you, all of it, but there is less to explain now that I have decided to keep my penis."

I'm so glad my officemates decided to ignore me when I was spluttering in my corner, trying to contain the hysterical laughter. This was beautiful, but I never could have explained it to anybody.

Date: 2006-04-18 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janet-carter.livejournal.com
Hahahahaha! I love you so much. There were way too many wonderful lines to quote, starting with Fraser's swooshy skirt, but I was cracking up through the whole thing. SO BAD!

Date: 2006-04-18 01:01 am (UTC)
sage: Still of Natasha Romanova from Iron Man 2 (ot3)
From: [personal profile] sage
OMG you win at life.

*adores madly*

Date: 2006-04-18 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangecobwebs.livejournal.com
I do agree with the "nectar of Ray" thing that everyone pointed out, but I started laughing out loud at:

he brought his mouth to Ray's cock where it was weeping with precum.

Weeping with precum?? It's genius!

And I love how Fraser kept pointing out that it was NOT Ray Vecchio. *g* Because I might have been really confused otherwise.

Date: 2006-04-18 02:14 am (UTC)
ext_3548: (Default)
From: [identity profile] shayheyred.livejournal.com
He tilted his ruffian-type head and licked his lips with one soft pink tongue.
...because his other soft pink tongue was busy being being stuck up Benton's ass?

also there was the problem of his penis.
...no doubt a reference to A. Conan Doyle's "The Problem of the Penis that Did Not Erupt in the Night"?

It tastes like nectar of Ray.**
...a bold new flavor from Hawaiian Punch.

See what you inspire???

Date: 2006-04-18 02:19 am (UTC)
ext_11908: (ray fraser interlock)
From: [identity profile] daughtershade.livejournal.com
So this is what your pre-betaed fics are like. Interesting. *snicker*

This is so wonderfully bad. **It tastes like nectar of Ray.** Is possibly the most horrific and yet hilarious thing that would SO be in a badfic. You and Gardino rock.

Date: 2006-04-18 02:22 am (UTC)
ext_3579: I'm still not watching supernatural. (Nice pile of rocks (Becky))
From: [identity profile] the-star-fish.livejournal.com
I donot think that deif is a girl-dog because when it was on the tv I watched it and deif was a boy-dog so I think you should know that. Also that other "Ray"s name is really STanley it says so on the website.

I like pie.

Date: 2006-04-18 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] indywind
I don't care if you like pie. Cake or death!


just contributing to the general silliness

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From: [identity profile] the-star-fish.livejournal.com - Date: 2006-04-18 06:14 pm (UTC) - Expand
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Date: 2006-04-18 07:26 am (UTC)
loz: (due South 16 (Ray K alone 2))
From: [personal profile] loz
*lots of clapping*

There was SEX! And it was GAY!

**It tastes like nectar of Ray.** - This is where I died.

Thank you, you did a wonderful badfic :D

Date: 2006-04-18 08:18 am (UTC)
ext_1611: Isis statue (twice the woman)
From: [identity profile] isiscolo.livejournal.com
Ray Vecchio made a face like his head hurt

And who can blame him? Mine does, too. I think I broke something from laughing so hard. You must read a lot of badfic, to be able to do such a lovely parody.

And the ending was a totally perfect way to incorporate the summary requirements!

Date: 2006-04-18 09:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] claire.livejournal.com
Oh dear. I don't even know where to start with all the good badness.

I'm glad that Fraser's keeping his penis ;)

Date: 2006-04-18 10:13 am (UTC)
china_shop: Close-up of Zhao Yunlan grinning (F/K One Warm Line)
From: [personal profile] china_shop
Okay, so, like, I was reading this? And SUDDENLY I inexplicabily burst out snorts of laugheter out of my nose? So I just watned you to know that. OKay? Thanks. **I luff you, but I can never NEVER tell. It iz my tragdi c seckrit.**
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