Title: The Haunting of Ray's Ass – an Epic Tale of Love, Death and Buttocks
Prompt: So, Vecchio is a ghost (because he got killed by the Mob in Los Vegas) and he comes back to Chicago to kill Frasier so thety can live together in Heaven, but in a bazaar twist of Fate, an Angel finds out his plan and dooms him to haunt Kowlaski's ass!!1!! The Gay Cult tells Kowlaski that the only way to exorcise Vecchio is to have sex with a virgin. Oh noes! Luckily Fraser steps up to bat. (He didn't have sex with Victoria the Deif-Shooter because he was so burdend by his guilt about imprisioning her that he couldn't get it up.) Ends OT3. \o/!!!!!1!11!@!1 Warnings for major character death and ghosts.
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china_shopRating/warnings/etc: NC17. I have no idea what to warn for here. This has not been beta'd for AUTHENTICITY, not because I'm a lazy bitch.
( The Haunting of Ray's Ass - an Epic Tale of Love, Death and Buttocks )