2nd Badfic Challenge, by mergatrude

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Title: Lord Ray

Prompt: So, Ray suddenly discovers that he's actually the heir-apparent to some English noble family's estates - and that they apparently come with an arranged marriage attached. He's been sitting on his ass in Chicago, pining for Fraser and the NWT, so he doesn't actually fight it as much ashemight've otherwise and in short order is packed off to England to see just what he's had handed to him. Unfortunately, the estates are in terrible shape, he's not exactly in funds, and while there's nothing exactly wrong with his prospective fiancee, there's nothing actually right about her either. Plus, he doesn't appear to have any of the skills necessary to the job, apart from the ability to cut a mighty fine rug. But he's the only heir available and Fraser's instilled a major sense of responsibility in him, so he figures he'll give it a go anyway.

So, will Ray manage to restore his estates to their former glory? Will he escape the fate of a loveless marriage? Will he manage to get his man? Find out in the following 350 CHAPTERS!!!!

Prompt written by: kinetikatrue

rating/warnings/etc: A for awful? TA for thesaurus abuse?

Disclaimer: Ray and Ben do not belong to me, they belong to each other. *g* This story is written for the private entertainment of fans. No infringement of any copyrights held by Due South creators and Alliance is intended. No money is being made from this, nor is any reimbursement being sought. Post CoTW, set in England, but I've never been there so I'm sorry if I get something wrong. If you've been reading along, you probably figured out that I don't have a beta reader. I try to edit my own work, but after reading the same story six million times, it's had to notice mistakes if you didn't catch them the first time. I tried my best with this one, but there mostly likely will be some errors. I suck, I know. So, I apologize.

( Chapter 127 – The Changing of the Guard )

2nd badfic challenge by primroseburrows

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Title: Where the Women are Strong, the Men are Good-looking, and the Mounties are Above Average
Author: primroseburrows (with shoutouts to Garrison Keillor)
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Rating: PG at most.
Word Count: Around 1983.
Warnings: Crack can be habit-forming?
Prompt: Stella is secretly a mobster, and she feeds information to Langoustini, and also she spent her entire marriage to Kowalski putting eyedrops in his eyes to destroy his vision in order to destroy his competence. Her cousins -- and mob partners -- the twin sisters Victoria and Angie convince her then it is time to do away with the boys for once and for all, because they are too dangerous. Making them hate themselves is no longer good enough!
Prompt written by jadelennox.

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( Has your family tried it, Pemmican? )

DS Badfic Challenge 2: When Secret Worlds Collide by Nora Bombay

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Second Due South Badfic Challenge by Nora Bombay

Title: When Secret Worlds Collide.
Author: norabombay and special guests to be mentioned in the footnotes.
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Kowalski/Frannie, Diefenbaker/Pastry, Chicago/Cubs, Cubs Fans/Beer
Rating: PG
Word Count: About 2100
Warnings: Bad writing. Bad grammar. Bad spelling. Crying. Fake sibling incest. The lyrics of Evanescence. And possibly some middle aged man cutting. And of course references that may destroy many a Canadian childhood idol.

Prompt: Lieutenant Welsh discovers Fraser's dark secret and uses it to blackmail Fraser into dumping his true love, Ray [last name of your choice], so that Harding can finally have his shot with the handsome Detective. How will Fraser make things right without anyone else discovering his dark secret?! Is Frannie really trying to help Fraser or are her motivations less than pure? Will Ray succumb to Harding's charms? And why is Turnbull sneaking into the 2-7 with a Polaroid camera and a truncheon...?

Prompt written by bluebrocade

When Secret Worlds Collide, Part 61/131

( The rest of the fic is behind the cut, the way god intended )

2nd badfic challenge by china_shop

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Title: I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
Prompt: BENTON FRASER HAS A SECRET! Ever since he has been a small child he will sometimes turn solid things into liquid compleately on accident!! It had led to the tragic melting deaths of his mother and his father and almost made the people of Inuktootown burn him ALIVE AT THE STAKE, except that Professor Xavier rescued him just in time and brought him to Mutant High, where he fianlly makes real froends for the first time and also ~falls in LOVE~.

A/N: THIS STORY IS AN AU AND A WIP AND BENTON CRYES IN IT SOMETIMES BUT IT HAS AN HAPPEY ENDING BUT PART OF THE WAY THRU THERE WILL BE VIOLENCE AND ALSO SEX, BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME< ALSO IT IS A SONGFIC FOR "PAIN" BY 3 DAYS GRACE SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNNNEEDDDD!!! SO PLS NO FLAMES, THX.
Prompt written by: sprat
Pairing, length: Fraser/Kowalski(AKA WOLVERINE!!!!), 1440 words
Rating, warnings, etc: NC-17, crossover with X-Men, vague passing references to animal harm, character death (not major characters, mostly canonical deaths), um, that'll hopefully cover it? Not beta'd.
Author's notes: I am totally not making this up: I printed out the lyrics of Pain (so good, zomg) and that piece of paper gave me two paper cuts! LOL! TRUFAX 4 realz!!1! I'm going to print out a piece of paper that says WORLD PEACE next and see what happens. Also, I haven't seen X-Men in years, but this is for Sprat who luuuurves it, so hopefully she'll forgive any mistakes! *fingers x-d*

( I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all )

2nd badfic challenge by sprat

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Title: The Pain Before The Sunrise
Author: MistycalDawnMountainWoman (Aka sprat)
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski/mysterious presence
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: About 1044
Warnings: CONSENT ISSUES. (Seriously -- this is a silly story, but those who can be triggered may want to heed the warning for reals.) Also: use of second-person narration, overuse of adverbs and adjectives of all kinds and general crazycakeness.

Prompt: Fraser wakes up naked and chained to a wall in a dungeon -- and who should be behind this but his good friend RayKowalski , who was conditioned by the aliens who abducted him at the age of seven to eventually snap and lose all will of his own, submitting the the aliens' telepathic demands?!? How will Fraser ever be able to put an end to his imprisonment and free his friend from the alien mind-beams? And what is the fate of his deaf half-wolf? To find out, read on...

Prompt written by: mondschein1

( The Pain Before The Sunrise )

2nd Badfic Challenge by monroe_nell

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Title: Star-crossed lovers
Prompt:Body swap x2! Dief and Turnbull; Fraser and Thatcher. It will take two Ray's to find the crazy pagans who did this and reverse the spell they cast. In the mean time Dief's telephone skills suprise everyone and Turnbull spends a lot of time licking himself. But the real surprise -- What will Thatcher do with Fraser's "equipment"? And what will Fraser do with hers? And with whom (if anyone) will they do what they do?
Prompt written by: moosesal
Serious Author Note:So, below the cut is the general gist of my answer, but if you want the full-fledged thing, see here and here. Special thanks to everyone who helped with it (sansets, gemmi999solar_cat, and the sockpuppet accounts *G*.
rating: NC-17
warning: crack!fic, body swap, Dief-as-human, possible issues in regards to beastiatiy (dos it count if he's human?), WIP
word count: a lot
feedback policy STOP FLAMING ME PLEASE. THIS REALLY HAPPENED, TO A FRIEND. ANYWAY. I AM GETTING A LOT OF REVIEWS IN EMAILS FROM PEOPLE WHO LOVE THIS. STEP OFF IF YOU CAN'T SAY NICE THINGS. MY SPELLING IS PERFECT. FUCKERS.

To every1 saying nice things, I LUV YA'LL LOTS.

( Star-Crossed Lovers part 12/????? )

2nd badfic challenge by etcetera-cat

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Title: From Out of an Oyster
Prompt: Fraser is like… totally in love with Ray (the blond one), but Ray is all like… I <3 BOOBS! And Fraser is totally sad and shit until he decides to use his FREAKY MOUNTIE POWERS for evil and totally converts Ray by telling him totally made up Inuit stories about prostate glands. And then Fraser gets to bone Ray like… A LOT. And Fraser totally has to buy fake cocks and shit just to keep up with Ray’s totally huge ASS-SEX APPETITE!
Prompt Written by: maryavatar
Pairing, length:eventual F/K, 1,924 words
Ratings, warnings, etc:PG. I’ve come to the conclusion this past week that I have a total inability to deliberately write bad!fic (unintentional, I’m keeping my silence on) so this is not so much that as really-stupid-crack!fic. Crossed over with Jasper Fforde’s Thursday Next books so, y’know, a bit on the demented side. Also, Dief can talk.
Author’s Notes: In short: for Reasons of Exploding Dictionaries, Fraser, Ray K and Dief have ended up in the BookWorld, where they find themselves helping JurisFiction investigate the murder of Cock Robin. The investigation leads them to the erotica/racy novel book construction workshops in the Well of Lost Plots, where an, ahem, variation on the prompt happens. The actual whole story outline (and you would not believe how much I now want to write this whole thing) can be found HERE.


( From Out of an Oyster )