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Title: From Out of an Oyster
Prompt: Fraser is like… totally in love with Ray (the blond one), but Ray is all like… I <3 BOOBS! And Fraser is totally sad and shit until he decides to use his FREAKY MOUNTIE POWERS for evil and totally converts Ray by telling him totally made up Inuit stories about prostate glands. And then Fraser gets to bone Ray like… A LOT. And Fraser totally has to buy fake cocks and shit just to keep up with Ray’s totally huge ASS-SEX APPETITE!
Prompt Written by: maryavatar
Pairing, length:eventual F/K, 1,924 words
Ratings, warnings, etc:PG. I’ve come to the conclusion this past week that I have a total inability to deliberately write bad!fic (unintentional, I’m keeping my silence on) so this is not so much that as really-stupid-crack!fic. Crossed over with Jasper Fforde’s Thursday Next books so, y’know, a bit on the demented side. Also, Dief can talk.
Author’s Notes: In short: for Reasons of Exploding Dictionaries, Fraser, Ray K and Dief have ended up in the BookWorld, where they find themselves helping JurisFiction investigate the murder of Cock Robin. The investigation leads them to the erotica/racy novel book construction workshops in the Well of Lost Plots, where an, ahem, variation on the prompt happens. The actual whole story outline (and you would not believe how much I now want to write this whole thing) can be found HERE.


( From Out of an Oyster )

Title: Horizons (expanding)
Author: etcetera_cat
Rating/Pairing: PG, F/K
First Line: From the utterly grand Greenery by kassrachel


( Horizons (expanding) )

Title: Shopping List (amended).
Rating: PGish for language.
Characters: RayK, Fraser, Diefenbaker, the turtle
Notes: Ficlet + image. lipstickcat is completely made of awesome for; 1) encouraging me to do this, and, 2) agreeing to have the shopping list posted to her so that she could scan it in and email me the image as I lack both scanner and digital camera of any decency. \o/
Summary: Fraser writes a shopping list each week and pins it to the refrigerator with a magnet shaped like a maple leaf.

( Shopping List (amended) )