How Much? (Double-Take Challenge) by Girl Clone

[claire.livejournal.com]

OK, so this is the last place I'd expect Fraser to be. Well, actually, the last place is on stage at the ballet, but since he's already done that this is it. The number one place Fraser would never be – on a catwalk being auctioned off for charity.

The bidding is fierce. Frannie vs Elaine vs old lady in the back.

And my brain is suddenly remembering the money I have put away for a new paint-job on the GTO and my legs are making me stand up and my mouth is saying “Seven thousand dollars” and...

Oh shit.

Comments

[beledibabe.livejournal.com]

BWAH!!!!

[claire.livejournal.com]

:)

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

This is not only decent, it's hilarious. Size does not matter.

....uh, well, not in fics....

[claire.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks for liking it. And by decent I meant something that takes time and effort and betaing. Y'know what I mean?

[china_shop]

hee hee hee!

[claire.livejournal.com]

:)

[bohemian--storm.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, I love it. And what're you talking about with this 'half way decent'? It's wonderful and there are very few people who can write a fic using so few words. I think it's a great talent. Love this.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Well by halfway decent I mean something that takes longer than 4 minutes to write - I wrote this in my head while on the toilet ;) and something that is longer than a drabble, and possibly involving betas to kick my ass about my adoration of using too many commas.

[farwing.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Poor Ray and his poor impulse control.

[claire.livejournal.com]

:)

[lalejandra.livejournal.com]

Heeeeee. Very vivid!

[claire.livejournal.com]

:) Thank you. And I must mention here that I loved "Surviving". I really need to go reread to feedback properly.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Yes he is. I'd pay it. I'd pay more than double for the both of them together.

[celli]

*snorfle* Oh, that is classic. CLASSIC.

(psst. what happens next? *runs away*)

[claire.livejournal.com]

;)

(*pokes you* Did you not learn anything of my time in Smallville young lady? You know I can't write.)

[cranberryink.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, this reminds me of that one time in college...

No, really. I bought a guy at his frat auction. I know what happens next. :-)

[claire.livejournal.com]

:) I'm hoping that my brain will let me write part 2 sometime.

[eightnoon.livejournal.com]

ahaha! That's great!! I want to put in my own bid!

[claire.livejournal.com]

thank you.

[engenda.livejournal.com]

Oh. Heh. This is cute and funny. And why do I have this image of Fraser in heels?

Scary.

How much do I love your teenaged CKR icon. Wasn't he all cute and blond and, well, cute. With that grin.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

And yes - Fraser? Pretty, pretty man. Scary looking butch woman.

And baby Callum! I'm pretty sure I would have had the hugest crush on him if I'd been in High School with him. *sigh* He looks so dorky and cute at the same time.

[lilac-one.livejournal.com]

If I wake the mister with my laughter, I'm blaming you.

This is excellent. Thank you.

[claire.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry - next time I'll try to post when the mister is awake already ;)

Thank you.

[laylee.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[claire.livejournal.com]

:)

[buzzylittleb.livejournal.com]

hehehehehehehe...
maybe we can all club together and buy us our dream mountie.
looks like frannie's going to have to settle for Turnbull...

[claire.livejournal.com]

I think if we all club together we can buy Fraser and Ray. And maybe lock them in a room with nothing but lube and a bed and food and drink and a video camera ;)

[cesperanza.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's damn funny.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

::: applauds :::

[mos-self.livejournal.com]

this is great! i love the way you started in the middle, with ray k's stream of consciousness, and by the time we get to his last 2 words, the scenario is crystal-clear.

and highly amusing, too!

Re: ::: applauds :::

[claire.livejournal.com]

thank you MOSS! *bows*

I like that icon.

[sam80853.livejournal.com]

Weehee... funny and so damn cute!

The bidding is fierce. Frannie vs Elaine vs old lady in the back.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

Squee!

[claire.livejournal.com]

:)

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Oh, I would kill for the sequel to this. Fabulous little bit of business!

[claire.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I'm hoping my brain will come up with the sequel, too.

[akite.livejournal.com]

Hee! Cute. I'll go to work smiling today. Here's another poke for the sequel.

[claire.livejournal.com]

People keep poking me!

I'll keep an eye on my brain (well not literally because Ew!) and see if the sequel is maybe lurking around in there somewhere.

[torakowalski.livejournal.com]

Hehe, that was hysterical ... :)

I now have a wonderful dream of Ray for sale, which should keep me happy for the rest of the day. I'm counting through my savings to see if I'd have enough, reckon they'd let me have him for 50p?

[claire.livejournal.com]

I dunno about for 50p - but we could get together a fund and share him. I'm sure he wouldn't mind ;)

And thanks for commenting.

[elishavah.livejournal.com]

Hee. And oooh. The possibilities from there...

[claire.livejournal.com]

:) Thanks for commenting. I'm hoping the sequel will come to me eventually.

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Gem!

[claire.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[peter-neverland.livejournal.com]

You gotta love that man's mouth.

[claire.livejournal.com]

*sighs dreamily*

Yes, yes you do ;)

Thanks for commenting.

[vienna-waits.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! I loved this.

[claire.livejournal.com]

Thank you!