Jul. 28th, 2003
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A friend alerted me this morning to the The Do-It-Yourself Middle Earth Mary Sue Generator, which asks you a series of fill-in-the-blanks and adds them into the pre-generated text to produce a humorous result. It didn't take more than two tries to produce the following by figuring out which noun or verb or color adjective goes where. I therefore take very little credit -- it was the original author who came up with the majority of the prose... still, it's right on track for the Cliche challenge (I count at least two of the major cliches), and might make you smile....
1010 words, very few of which are actually mine....
( From The Do-It-Yourself Mary Sue Generator )
1010 words, very few of which are actually mine....
( From The Do-It-Yourself Mary Sue Generator )
What cliche is *this* supposed to be?
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A shaggy dog story (sans Dief) written way past my bedtime, which contains elements of #1 (Trapped in an elevator or other small space) and #12 (Sudden disability requires one person to care intimately for the other), with a little belated Semi-Naive!Fraser thrown in for good measure at the end.
( Beth looks around desperately for someone to blame, then settles for the old I-must-have-been-on-crack excuse )
(717 words)
( Beth looks around desperately for someone to blame, then settles for the old I-must-have-been-on-crack excuse )
(717 words)
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( Cliches, yes. Humor, no. I probably need to feed my characters some praxil after all the torture I put them through )
Word count = 1348.
Aside from drunk, gay bar, lookalike sex substitute , I think I should get credit for hooker in there as well ^___^.
In the event of a sequel, cliches of tight spaces, truth and dare, and injuries will be exploited, and what the Asian chick said will be revealed...
Word count = 1348.
Aside from drunk, gay bar, lookalike sex substitute , I think I should get credit for hooker in there as well ^___^.
In the event of a sequel, cliches of tight spaces, truth and dare, and injuries will be exploited, and what the Asian chick said will be revealed...
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Why, whatever shall we do?
Cliche #6, the X-Files Memorial, after a fashion.
970ish words.
( There's the Rub )
Cliche #6, the X-Files Memorial, after a fashion.
970ish words.
( There's the Rub )