over and over and over

[axiom_of_stripe]

three clichés, six hundred and thirty-eight words. the word count makes me twitchy, but ces has thoroughly slapped this baby around in beta before giving it her blessing, so i'll refrain from stuffing any more words in to round it out.

i'd like to point out that i'm not actually drunk at all, myself. and i'm very grateful to ces!

( Cliche Flashfiction (Trapped/Drunk/Truth-or-Dare): Absolutely Right )

i would also like to point out, for the record, that 638 = 2*11*29, which is a stupid factorization.

Cliche #12

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

( 530 words of unrelenting sap )

This is really embarassing. And crackheaded.

[byob-kenobi.livejournal.com]

So I say to myself, "Self, as a new writer, what kind of story can you write that will impress your nice new friends at ds_flashfiction and make them take you seriously?" Oh yes, how about:



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( Ray gets hurt. Aliens force them to have sex. (sort of). Um. Mpreg.  )

Except, you know, maybe not.

(no subject)

[bluster.livejournal.com]

I'm posting this for Kellie and I'll forward comments.

( Stalled )

Getcher fresh cliches here

[sihayab.livejournal.com]

As usual, many thanks go to kassrachel for her sterling beta work. One cliche: fuck or die.

( Entering the ring at 1,454 words: The Turn of the Screwed )

# 9

[daughtershade.livejournal.com]

So I had to write this because it was the first cliche on the list that stuck with me. I don't think it's much, but it amuses me so... 947 words (Oh, and I couldn't help the other fandom joke... hee)

( You say cliche like it's a bad thing....  )

Cliche Challenge - Slash

[chesamus.livejournal.com]

My contribution to this week’s challenge is entitled Slash, a dialog of 851 words.
( Slash )